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Offline Ptarmigan

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California woman slaps a cop to kick a habit
« on: May 10, 2013, 02:11:41 PM »
California woman slaps a cop to kick a habit
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/slap-jail-quit-smoking-article-1.1339579

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"She told us that she needed to quit smoking," the deputy, Matt Campoy, told CBS Channel 13. Apparently the idea was that Lopez would quit the habit cold turkey while she was in stir.

There is something called a nicotune batch. Use that.
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Re: California woman slaps a cop to kick a habit
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2013, 02:16:55 PM »
Who does she think she is, Zsa Zsa Gabor?
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Re: California woman slaps a cop to kick a habit
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2013, 01:29:51 PM »
Woman's quit-smoking plan: Hit a deputy, authorities allege
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-woman-hit-sheriffs-deputy-to-quit-smoking-authorities-allege-20130511,0,7316909.story

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Authorities in Sacramento allege that a woman slapped a deputy as a way to go to jail and stop smoking.

On Friday, Etta Lopez was sentenced to 63 days in jail for battery of a peace officer. She pleaded no contest to the misdemeanor charge and was sentenced to jail time and three years of probation.

Sacramento County sheriff’s officials allege that Lopez attacked a deputy outside Sacramento County Jail, according to Fox 40.

I do not see how jail is going to make her stop smoking.  :mental: :???: Tax money getting wasted to house this moron.
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Re: California woman slaps a cop to kick a habit
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2013, 05:59:36 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on May 12, 2013, 01:29:51 PM
Woman's quit-smoking plan: Hit a deputy, authorities allege
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-woman-hit-sheriffs-deputy-to-quit-smoking-authorities-allege-20130511,0,7316909.story

I do not see how jail is going to make her stop smoking.  :mental: :???: Tax money getting wasted to house this moron.

AHA, the old take me to jail because------I am hungry, homeless, need a doctor, dentist, need to hide from husband, boyfriend, drug dealers I ripped off,  bill collectors and or as the slang of the youth goes just need a vacation.

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