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DUmmy Bennyboy Discovers A Cure For Cancer
« on: May 09, 2013, 09:16:08 PM »
DUmmy Bennyboy, the enormous diabetic DUmmy who has now survived for two months on a suicidal fast, brings us an update on the status of his "squeamish carcinomas". (This is, of course, a nadinesque DUmmyism for squamous cell carcinoma.")

DUmmy Bennyboy has purchased a cure for cancer from a drug dealer at a rock concert - the source of many advances in modern medicine.

It turns out that cannabis oil stops cancer, at least "squeamish carcinoma" dead in its tracks.
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Thu May 9, 2013, 05:04 PM
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Cannabis Cures.

I am going to tell ya< I have had a couple squeamish carcenomas for about five years. Never healed, just were like a sore for five years. Some girl gave me some balm (at a FURTHUR/Dead show too!)and i started putting it on the one over my eye and within two months that was GONE. Can't even tell it was there at all.
 
I started putting the balm on the bigger one, the one on my right leg and it seemed to not be as effective. BUT, the thing did not get bigger. I ran out a couple of weeks ago and now the thing is totally out of control. I think that the cannabis balm kept it at bay anyway.
 
SO I am now looking to make some oil and came across this website. This week I am going to make some strong oil and see if a couple of months helps with that. I am going to make some for a couple of diabetic friends that have sores on what's left of their feet that have not healed in years and years......
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022821682
Thank God the enormous DUmmy Bennyboy isn't as forthcoming as the even more enormous DUmmy Las Vegas Leviathan, or else he'd attach photos of his affliction.


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Thu May 9, 2013, 08:23 PM
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2. No
"hemp oil" does not have the cannabinoids etc that cannabis oil has. Cannabis oil is often referred to as "hemp oil" (Most notably Tommy Chongg) . the reality is the two are different.
 
Hemp oil is not without benefit however and has a number of amazing properties, but it will not cure cancer.....

Nope, to cure cancer you have to have pure marijuana.


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Thu May 9, 2013, 08:33 PM
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3. Will either make you test positive for cannabis?
I'd really like to know the answer to that.
I'm glad that this is working for you as I think there is a lot of good to come of cannibis if only they'd legalize it
That reminds me of a story I heard about a wino extolling the virtues of Vitalis - "You can put it on your hair, too."


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Thu May 9, 2013, 08:45 PM
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5. I know not....
will try to get an answer for ya.....

DUmmy Bennyboy doesn't work. A drug test is of no concern.
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Discovers A Cure For Cancer
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2013, 06:39:49 AM »
There's already a cure for cancer in DUmmies.

It's called "death".

Embrace the cure, bennyboy, embrace it!
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Discovers A Cure For Cancer
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2013, 06:57:12 AM »
We have a man in our church who is 80 years old. He's got so much cancer in his body he should be dead. He almost died last year around this time. Well through prayer and the wisdom of doctors he's gotten better. Last year he was so lethargic, and now he's singing and shouting in church. He has a lot more energy today, and last night during our graduation services he was having a blast. Though i think his cure may be Chik-Fil-A. He loves that place, infact he eats there all the time. Too bad the DUmmies are boycotting it.
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Discovers A Cure For Cancer
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2013, 07:25:11 AM »
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I have had a couple squeamish carcenomas for about five years.

DUmbass, are you ever going to correct yourself, and get the ****ing name right?  I doubt this concoction is doing you any good at all, and this skin cancer will spread like wildfire and cause rapid death. 


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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Discovers A Cure For Cancer
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2013, 11:58:23 AM »
Quote from: Karin on May 10, 2013, 07:25:11 AM
DUmbass, are you ever going to correct yourself, and get the ****ing name right?  I doubt this concoction is doing you any good at all, and this skin cancer will spread like wildfire and cause rapid death.

I don't think "squeamish carcinoma" has a chance of bringing down a guy who can survive a two-month fast as a diabetic.

But there's always hope.

Which reminds me, we're still waiting for that Dead DUmmy forum that Skimmer promised to the CalPig.
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Discovers A Cure For Cancer
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2013, 04:55:01 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 09, 2013, 09:16:08 PM


DUmmy Bennyboy has purchased a cure for cancer from a drug dealer at a rock concert - the source of many advances in modern medicine.


I'm reminded of this:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,54549.0.html

Not mentioned is that he expired 6 mos. later.
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Discovers A Cure For Cancer
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2013, 05:45:42 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on May 10, 2013, 04:55:01 PM
I'm reminded of this:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,54549.0.html

Not mentioned is that he expired 6 mos. later.
I had forgotten that story. It's good to know.

DUmmy Wileynumbers's liver cancer was,unfortunately, not of the squeamish variety.

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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Discovers A Cure For Cancer
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2013, 06:07:07 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 10, 2013, 05:45:42 PM
I had forgotten that story. It's good to know.

DUmmy Wileynumbers's liver cancer was,unfortunately, not of the squeamish variety.



His cancer was more of the stand-up variety.
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Discovers A Cure For Cancer
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2013, 09:42:04 AM »
My guess they are just boils due to poor hygiene.
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy Discovers A Cure For Cancer
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2013, 10:23:19 AM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on May 10, 2013, 06:57:12 AM
We have a man in our church who is 80 years old. He's got so much cancer in his body he should be dead. He almost died last year around this time. Well through prayer and the wisdom of doctors he's gotten better. Last year he was so lethargic, and now he's singing and shouting in church. He has a lot more energy today, and last night during our graduation services he was having a blast. Though i think his cure may be Chik-Fil-A. He loves that place, infact he eats there all the time. Too bad the DUmmies are boycotting it.

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