If I were getting a degree in Sociology (a completely useless degree, but then I was a Lit major, so it's not like I'm the queen of useful degrees) I'd do a study on group think at the DUmp for my Dissertation.
However, I love irony and you can't find any better example in all of literature than you can every day at DU.
Cindie
How to get a PhD in Latin American Studies:
-Drink tequila
-Smoke marijuana
-Sleep with Mexican guys
-Write about your experiences (those you can remember)
Now that is a DUmmy degree!