I want the opportunity to either run away or tackle the perp while he/she is reloading the pressure cooker, assuming of course that the perp did not bring a backup pressure cooker.
We truly shouldn't be speculating here, but suffice it to say the biggest user of pressure cookers in Boston is Kentucky Fried Chicken.
I don't recall having heard any statement denying responsibility from the corporate masters of KFC.
Are they innocent, or simply laying low?
Is it just coincidence that Kentucky is a blood-red state?