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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2013, 09:39:34 AM »

I want the opportunity to either run away or tackle the perp while he/she is reloading the pressure cooker, assuming of course that the perp did not bring a backup pressure cooker.

We truly shouldn't be speculating here, but suffice it to say the biggest user of pressure cookers in Boston is Kentucky Fried Chicken.

I don't recall having heard any statement denying responsibility from the corporate masters of KFC.

Are they innocent, or simply laying low?

Is it just coincidence that Kentucky is a blood-red state?

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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2013, 09:46:48 AM »
You don't need a pressure cooker to cook deer!  :rant:






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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2013, 09:51:34 AM »
You don't need a pressure cooker to cook deer!  :rant:

Squirrels, yes--but not deer.
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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2013, 11:26:24 AM »
Mmmm.... squirrel!!!


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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2013, 08:20:00 PM »
Mmmm.... squirrel!!!



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