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Offline franksolich

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car-struck primitive celebrates birthday
« on: March 31, 2013, 04:04:18 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018351354

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Neoma (8,700 posts)    Sun Mar 31, 2013, 11:31 AM

Happy birthday to me.

I'm 24 now, with a fractured hip as a gift.

I'm doing better. (Maybe not emotionally.) The exercises I have to do are painful, but my overall pain has gone down I think. You don't know what you have until you lose the ability... I can't move my leg side to side without significant pain involved.
 
But anyways, this is my birthday party thread.

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Tuesday Afternoon (42,627 posts)    Sun Mar 31, 2013, 11:53 AM

7. Happy Birthday, Neoma !!

there is a thread for you in the Feminists group

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Neoma (8,700 posts)    Sun Mar 31, 2013, 03:24 PM

20. Yoga helped me more than I can say.

I just finished yoga before I got hit, so I didn't tense up as much after I saw the mini van come up. I would not have the arm strength to move around in a walker without yoga... Yoga deals with hip openers so blood flow might be pretty good in my hip.
 
Glad I had a heavy winter jacket on too.

So I went to the feminists' group to see the birthday greetings there.

Ho-hum.
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Re: car-struck primitive celebrates birthday
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2013, 04:09:50 PM »
What an incredible attention whore.
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Re: car-struck primitive celebrates birthday
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2013, 05:04:39 PM »
Who the hell moves their leg from side to side? She is really milking this. Idiot.
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Re: car-struck primitive celebrates birthday
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2013, 05:20:33 PM »
She's even broadcasting the news in her usual home, the DUmp's loony bin:

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Due to being hit by a mini van. My therapist thinks I might have PTSD now... I'm a little bit afraid of cars now. As in cringing the whole time I was coming home from the hospital.
 
Then there's the physical recovery itself. It's going to be very frustrating. I can't get out of bed by myself.

Edit: I was on foot on a crosswalk by the way. Two hairline fractures on my right hip and a bruised finger. Full recovery expected.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/11513462

So she's not just an attention whore, she's a crazy attention whore.
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Re: car-struck primitive celebrates birthday
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2013, 06:11:11 PM »
Happy birthday!!

Have a few shots of vodka after you take your pain pills.  I heard you need to take fluids with those pills.
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Re: car-struck primitive celebrates birthday
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2013, 10:57:21 PM »
If she is injured, why is she even posting???????????
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Re: car-struck primitive celebrates birthday
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2013, 11:20:25 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on March 31, 2013, 10:57:21 PM
If she is injured, why is she even posting???????????
Apparently, her fingers were unharmed.
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Re: car-struck primitive celebrates birthday
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2013, 11:37:06 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on March 31, 2013, 11:20:25 PM
Apparently, her fingers were unharmed.

Well, one was bruised. That is at least Percoset worthy.
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