The switch to DU3 was a big change, and we did take something of a hit when we did it.
That was when the new DUmp started up with swarms of flashing animated ads, and Skimmer told the DUmpmonkeys it would cost them $42 a year to turn the ads off.
DUmmies deserted in droves until Skimmer panicked, took down the $42 charge, and changed the price of a star to anything greater than zero.
The DUmbasses who had already paid $42 just got hosed.
It was a beautiful thing.
Now, with a reduced herd of DUmmies, it's impossible for Skimmer to purge the militant lesbos and whining queers who have taken the place over.
He can't afford to lose the members. In the days of the old DUmp, there would have been a night of the long knives unlike any other.