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Re: Found a job, but what a letdown.
« Reply #25 on: March 22, 2013, 05:40:03 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on March 22, 2013, 05:11:11 PM
I bet the dummie won't last 3 days. The boss will look at him cross eyed or something and the dummy will quit. The dummie would not get along with my boss. He expects results and a professional attitude. Both attributes seem to be lacking in dummies.

 

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Re: Found a job, but what a letdown.
« Reply #26 on: March 22, 2013, 05:53:17 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on March 22, 2013, 05:11:11 PM
I bet the dummie won't last 3 days. The boss will look at him cross eyed or something and the dummy will quit. The dummie would not get along with my boss. He expects results and a professional attitude. Both attributes seem to be lacking in dummies.

Okay, you say 3 days, I say 14 days, so lets figure the over/under at 7 or 8.
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Re: Found a job, but what a letdown.
« Reply #27 on: March 22, 2013, 06:22:45 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on March 22, 2013, 05:53:17 PM
Okay, you say 3 days, I say 14 days, so lets figure the over/under at 7 or 8.

Okay, then--O/U is 7.5 days.

I'm taking the . . . 'yes.' :tongue:
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Re: Found a job, but what a letdown.
« Reply #28 on: March 22, 2013, 06:54:18 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on March 22, 2013, 05:53:17 PM
Okay, you say 3 days, I say 14 days, so lets figure the over/under at 7 or 8.

OK Ogre. I'm game!!!  Lets call it 8 days. That would be the average. 14 + 3 = 17. 17 /2 = 8.5. We'll forget the rounding up. So now what we got to discuss is are these calendar days or business days?   :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

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Re: Found a job, but what a letdown.
« Reply #29 on: March 22, 2013, 11:11:27 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on March 22, 2013, 06:54:18 PM
OK Ogre. I'm game!!!  Lets call it 8 days. That would be the average. 14 + 3 = 17. 17 /2 = 8.5. We'll forget the rounding up. So now what we got to discuss is are these calendar days or business days?   :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

 :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Pittstain rules could be interesting.

Now lets see....24 business hours in a day, divided by the quoefficient of Pie, multiplied by the fluid ounces in a standard draft beer=no,......wait that isn't right.

How about you let me Nadine this further and get back to you.

Either way after considering the average DUmmy's work ethic or lack there of, I am inclined to take the under. :cheersmate:
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Re: Found a job, but what a letdown.
« Reply #30 on: March 23, 2013, 07:08:02 AM »
The real let down will happen when the drug test results come in.
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Re: Found a job, but what a letdown.
« Reply #31 on: March 23, 2013, 08:46:22 AM »
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Found a job, but what a letdown.  I actually had to show up and then they made me do stuff.

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Re: Found a job, but what a letdown.
« Reply #32 on: March 23, 2013, 03:15:37 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on March 22, 2013, 11:11:27 PM
Pittstain rules could be interesting.

Now lets see....24 business hours in a day, divided by the quoefficient of Pie, multiplied by the fluid ounces in a standard draft beer=no,......wait that isn't right.

How about you let me Nadine this further and get back to you.

Either way after considering the average DUmmy's work ethic or lack there of, I am inclined to take the under. :cheersmate:

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