A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew big: 6' 2," strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang.
He could blast a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to the one place at which he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called the young man into his office for his final interview.
The Chief Deputy said: "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good; but we have what you might call, an 'Attitude Suitability Test' that you must pass before you can be accepted. We don't let just anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Democrats, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"You're hired!" said the Chief Deputy.
