Author Topic: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group! (Read 5968 times)

Tucker · « **Reply #25 on:** March 18, 2013, 09:21:19 PM »

Quote from: franksolich on March 18, 2013, 09:05:31 PM

Not yet, and no Pamela either.

Elizabeth Edwards.

She was such a good little DUmmy that when she found out what a bunch of screwballs they all were, she ran away screaming, never to return.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #26 on:** March 18, 2013, 09:29:54 PM »

They're forgetting their modern-day Noah, the less-than-worthless DUmmy wileynumbers.

He died before fulfilling his dream of sailing his ark from the wilds of rural Tennessee, due west, over the Continental Divide, and down to the promised land of California.

It would have been an epic journey, largely retracing the steps of Lewis & Clark, but in an enormous homemade wooden houseboat.

Only a DUmmy could have conceived of such an undertaking, but instead he went to an undertaker.

Tucker · « **Reply #27 on:** March 18, 2013, 09:57:22 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 18, 2013, 09:29:54 PM

They're forgetting their modern-day Noah, the less-than-worthless DUmmy wileynumbers.

He died before fulfilling his dream of sailing his ark from the wilds of rural Tennessee, due west, over the Continental Divide, and down to the promised land of California.

It would have been an epic journey, largely retracing the steps of Lewis & Clark, but in an enormous homemade wooden houseboat.

Only a DUmmy could have conceived of such an undertaking, but instead he went to an undertaker.

They got him.

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Hey, Peggy, thanks for kicking it off with Colin.

franksolich · « **Reply #28 on:** March 18, 2013, 11:08:47 PM »

Quote from: Tucker on March 18, 2013, 09:57:22 PM

They got him.

Out of the forty-nine nominated, I see four worth remembering--Chief S itting Bull, the fat guy, Tangerine LaBamba, and the worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive.

Five, if one wishes to include the late red round one, if only because of his utter uselessness.

The rest appear to have left about as deep an imprint as a spider crawling across a sheet of granite.

But, as WinOne has pointed out, the mountain man primitive, ThomWV, should be there too, making a total of five worth remembering, six if one wishes to include the Most Worthless Primitive Ever.

Perhaps ol' Thom hasn't been mentioned thus far is because the primitives aren't aware he slipped out from this Mortal Coil more than a year ago; they probably think he's still around.

Primitives tend to be so preoccupied with only their own selves, they don't seem to notice when another primitive kicks off.

Ptarmigan · « **Reply #29 on:** March 18, 2013, 11:56:47 PM »

Quote from: franksolich on March 18, 2013, 11:08:47 PM

Out of the forty-nine nominated, I see four worth remembering--Chief S itting Bull, the fat guy, Tangerine LaBamba, and the worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive.

Five, if one wishes to include the late red round one, if only because of his utter uselessness.

The rest appear to have left about as deep an imprint as a spider crawling across a sheet of granite.

But, as WinOne has pointed out, the mountain man primitive, ThomWV, should be there too, making a total of five worth remembering, six if one wishes to include the Most Worthless Primitive Ever.

Perhaps ol' Thom hasn't been mentioned thus far is because the primitives aren't aware he slipped out from this Mortal Coil more than a year ago; they probably think he's still around.

Primitives tend to be so preoccupied with only their own selves, they don't seem to notice when another primitive kicks off.

They are like zombies.

thundley4 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 19, 2013, 12:05:13 AM »

I think we can agree on one thing about the list of deceased DUmmies. The list isn't long enough.

franksolich · « **Reply #31 on:** March 19, 2013, 06:25:28 PM »

It's pretty much petered out, the primitives forgetting.

The mountain man primitive, ThomWV, still hasn't made the cut; no primitive's mentioned him.

This one however is new:

HerrHerr, apparently a primitive who died in an automobile accident in Germany.

Tucker · « **Reply #32 on:** March 20, 2013, 06:02:05 AM »

Quote from: franksolich on March 19, 2013, 06:25:28 PM

It's pretty much petered out, the primitives forgetting.

The mountain man primitive, ThomWV, still hasn't made the cut; no primitive's mentioned him.

This one however is new:

HerrHerr, apparently a primitive who died in an automobile accident in Germany.

He would be XXXXpig's husband. (I can't think of the first part of her name.)

franksolich · « **Reply #33 on:** March 21, 2013, 01:14:59 PM »

The primitives are being paranoid again.

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eridani (37,857 posts) Mon Mar 18, 2013, 10:00 PM

147. Also the forum might have extra safeguards against trolls.

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CaliforniaPeggy (102,869 posts) Mon Mar 18, 2013, 10:04 PM

148. I know Skinner could make it available only to registered members.

Big Dog · « **Reply #34 on:** March 21, 2013, 01:22:39 PM »

Quote from: franksolich on March 21, 2013, 01:14:59 PM

The primitives are being paranoid again.

CaliforniaPeggy (102,869 posts) Mon Mar 18, 2013, 10:04 PM

148. I know Skinner could make it available only to registered members.

Like that's gonna help

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #35 on:** March 21, 2013, 01:31:56 PM »

One can hope the despicable slug Bennyboy will soon join the new Dead DUmmy group, but I doubt it.

He'll probably outlive Pam Dawson.

And we have DUmpette Spartannumbers's allegedly terminal husband nearing the lakes of molten sulfur.

Nevertheless, in the Dead Pool competition I'm still a WCGreen man.

franksolich · « **Reply #36 on:** March 21, 2013, 02:06:47 PM »

Quote from: Big Dog on March 21, 2013, 01:22:39 PM

Like that's gonna help

I have no idea what they're worried about, unless it's their own people being malicious, which isn't unheard of.

Remember Fat Che.

FlippyDoo · « **Reply #37 on:** March 21, 2013, 02:31:13 PM »

Damn! When I saw the title I thought this new DUmmie area might be a forum where they talk TO their dead. I saw lots and lots of potential fictional spirit-guide work for me.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #38 on:** March 21, 2013, 02:46:37 PM »

Quote from: FlippyDoo on March 21, 2013, 02:31:13 PM

Damn! When I saw the title I thought this new DUmmie area might be a forum where they talk TO their dead. I saw lots and lots of potential fictional spirit-guide work for me.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=forum&id=1220

I noticed that coach's pal, old sweet Lu, is proprietress of the DUmp's Witchcraft, Alternative Medicine, Astrology, and WooWoo Group.

Don't know if they're talking with the dead yet. They may need a Child Board.

franksolich · « **Reply #39 on:** March 21, 2013, 02:49:43 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 21, 2013, 02:46:37 PM

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=forum&id=1220

I noticed that coach's pal, old sweet Lu, is proprietress of the DUmp's Witchcraft, Alternative Medicine, Astrology, and WooWoo Group.

Don't know if they're talking with the dead yet. They may need a Child Board.

Whhhooooooops.

I knew that forum was there, but never paid attention to it.

<<and hence wasn't aware dear old sweet LU's into magic and witchcraftery.

This is gonna put a whole new twist to "dear old sweet Lu meets franksolich."

FlippyDoo · « **Reply #40 on:** March 21, 2013, 02:52:38 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 21, 2013, 02:46:37 PM

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=forum&id=1220

I noticed that coach's pal, old sweet Lu, is proprietress of the DUmp's Witchcraft, Alternative Medicine, Astrology, and WooWoo Group.

Don't know if they're talking with the dead yet. They may need a Child Board.

Okay. I screwed up and went there. I've spent the last 5 minutes scratching my head about the post below. Maybe my fictional spirit-guide reading comprehension app is on the fritz, but I'm just not sure what it is saying. An old wound surprised her? Or is this some sort of nadined spelling where 'wound' is not really 'wound'?

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Tue Mar 19, 2013, 09:03 PM
Sweet Freedom (3,155 posts)

Anyone need a hug?

I could use one and I'll be happy to give one back!!

(I got my feelings hurt because an old wound surprised me, so I told my friend he hurt my feelings and basically he hurt my feelings even more, which was another crappy surprise.)

Free hug if you need it. --> -->

P.S. I was going to title this thread, "I Smell Uranus", but decided against it.

Billiam Pitts · « **Reply #41 on:** March 21, 2013, 04:59:51 PM »

They should add Bobolink to that list. She hasn't been heard from since William Rivers Pitt threatened to beat the crap out of her. Best guess is that she is rolled up in a carpet some where in industrial brown field near Boston harbor, slowly decomposing with 1000s of unsold copies of 'War on Iraq: What Team Bush Doesn't Want You To Know' with pedophile Scott Ritter

Skul · « **Reply #42 on:** March 21, 2013, 11:56:28 PM »

Quote from: Billiam Pitts on March 21, 2013, 04:59:51 PM

They should add Bobolink to that list. She hasn't been heard from since William Rivers Pitt threatened to beat the crap out of her. Best guess is that she is rolled up in a carpet some where in industrial brown field near Boston harbor, slowly decomposing with 1000s of unsold copies of 'War on Iraq: What Team Bush Doesn't Want You To Know' with pedophile Scott Ritter

Denvers five points area.
Don't go there with five bucks in the pocket.

dandi · « **Reply #43 on:** March 22, 2013, 03:44:45 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 18, 2013, 12:25:05 PM

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Huge, fat, severely addled retard who literally lived in his mother's basement and fell over dead while logged onto the DUmp.

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Sounds like your quintessential DUmbass to me.

There sure are a lot of dead DUmmies. They seem to be bringing them out by the cartload. Just goes to show how much constant, seething hate can shorten your lifespan.

Bring out yer dead!

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GOBUCKS · « **Reply #44 on:** March 22, 2013, 04:27:27 PM »

Still no ThomWV.

He was one of the first DUmmies to wear a necklace made of his own self-extracted teeth.

The style has become more popular at the DUmp as the 0conomy drags on and on.

franksolich · « **Reply #45 on:** March 22, 2013, 05:32:24 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 22, 2013, 04:27:27 PM

Still no ThomWV.

I just checked myself, and yep, no mountain man primitive.

This campfire was lit on Monday, around lunch-time, which to me seems plenty of time for primitives to remember the great ones no longer in this time and place.

This makes me nervous, that the primitives aren't remembering their great ones.

What's going to happen, for example, when the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive or my good pal MannyGoldstein, spring loose of this mortal coil? If the primitives can't remember ThomWV, they certainly aren't going to remember these two Worthies, either.

I'm debating whether or not it'd be worth burning a mole to announce either one of those dolorous--but inevitable--events when it happens.

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Author Topic: New DUmp Dead DUmmy Group! (Read 5968 times)