Hmmmm...let's see...Todd works on the North Slope, where drug testing is a regular way of life.
Nope, not buying DUmmie story there.
Meth has incredible physical and psychological effects even after short-term use, of which Sarah displays none.
Again, total bullshit.
So I would love to see a hot piss test on either one of them...now the ENEMIES of this family, namely, the family of the dipshit "boyfriend" (Levi Johnston?) of the daughter, THEY'VE had more than one run-in with the law over Oxy, meth, etc.