I would prefer a thick slice of roast beef on white toast.
My DUmp recipe for that…
First you get a slice of bread. It can not be any bread. It must be a slice of Par'du that is made with organic white flour by small, older people who wear funny looking hats.
Take preheated cast iron skillet and add a dollop of Beurre d'Isigny.
Place the bread in the pan with the bottom crust facing south unless you are in the northern hemisphere in which case the bottom crust should be facing east.
Toast both sides of the bread until each side is almost Tuscan tan in color.
Remove the toast from the pan and place on a saucer with the bottom side of the toast down.
Take roast beef that is from beef obtained from free-range cattle and that has been slow roasted and sliced very thin. Carefully layer roast beef slices upon the toast beginning at the lower left corner of the toast and moving to the upper right corner.
Wild mild milkcap mushrooms may be added if desired.
Sauce may be added as long as it has a foreign sounding name.