Lord Marblehead polls the primitives on the mail

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022507188

Oh my.

EarlG (13,333 posts)    Thu Mar 14, 2013, 01:44 PM

Time for another... Hate Mailbag!

In this edition of the Hate Mailbag our erudite contributors hold forth on the topics of gun control, climate change, and eating a bag of dicks. Vote for your favorite!
 
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OBVIOUSLY YOUR BAN WAS A TERRIBLE MISTAKE
 
Subject: Locking on Account?

So, let's get this straight. I join, in good faith, and make like three posts and you ****tards ban me without even stating a reason? How democratic and big of you. Go eat a bag of dicks.
 
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ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER
 
Subject: forum

You're all pussies. You revoke my "privileges" for, what, posting my opinions? Because they are contrary to your libtard views...typical. And your site sucks...I think you need to ask the government for a grant to bring your forum into the 21st Century.
 
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IT'S ALMOST A HAIKU
 
Subject: Msmbc is so bias. Hate the network

Can't you just be fair? Just can not understand.

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A RESPONSIBLE GUN OWNER WRITES
 
Subject: Haha.

Really? Nothing better to do huh? If it's your little group that's ****ing with my truck I suggest you think again. I swear on my life if I catch someone near me or my truck I will shoot to kill. The tire blowout was all you as well I'm sure. Really cool. BTW, I saw your kid with some high octane fuel recently... they start younger and younger these days. Go Montana and North Dakota!
 
Which of your kids will be a statistic and earn a Darwin award?

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COOL STORY BRO
 
Subject: My recent ban

Been a memeber of DU for several years. Did not post much. I enjoyed reading the most. But when i did get up the curage to start my own thread just to prove banning semi automatic Bushmasters would do absolutley nothing except get the right wingers riled up just like the clinton era. I think or thought they ALL needed to be banned.
 
But i have since changed my mind. I notice if you bring logic into the conversation over at DU you get banned. But now if i want to say **** a gun nut **** him and his car and his silly lawn mower, something that does not make sense at ALL is o.k.?
 
Well, **** YOU! The right will get my MONEY AND MY VOTE from now on. I just cannot take anymore of the stupid. So to celabrate. I wnet out and purchased a Bushmaster. A creat of armor piericing ammo (lake city) and a 100 20 rd clips.
 
A XD .45 3 mags each holds 13 rounds plus one in the chamber and 3 boxes of black talons and 3 boxes of remington +p I feel SO liberated. I was on the wrong side the WHOLE time. Thank you for bringing that to my attention.
 
Goona buy a shotgun next that holds eight rounds of Dragons breath and double slugs.
 
SO GO **** YOURSELVES!

Have a nice day.

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WHAT THE CLUCK?
 
Subject: Appeal account right

My posting privileges were revoked based on my opinion username: Glock . As my constitutional right "freedom of speech".I have not used fowl language, or disapproved anyone's comment.
 
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IT'S RON!
 
Subject: (no subject)

That didnt take you long you douche bags, How Am I supposed to infiltrate you now?. You have only proved to me the Idiocy and stupidity of your rationale. Your mindless uniteligent bander is worthless, and anti American. Although I do agree with the 1st amendment allowing this kind of speech. I think you repungent stench of a excuse for speak is illterate and incoherent. All the members of your Orgizanation are bafoons that have brains incapable of sovereign thought. I wish you the best in your attempts to conlude the public in your immoral Anti American ideas,
 
Drone on robots!!!

Thanks,
RON!

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IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
 
Subject: why was i banned?

i posted twice one i thought was a comical remark on socialism which i said socialism looks like north korea and the other i stated a scientific remark on global warming on how climate changes according to nasa is due to the sun and how the real problem is the ozone layer and how thats how we are really harming the environment
 
i think i was unfairly banned im sorry i just would like to be informed why i was banned if it is something else i did.
 
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I'D BEEN WONDERING WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO GLENN BECK
 
Subject: (no subject)

Obama you ****ing no good scum sucking thug ****ing th th th th th th the Spit it out you ****ing retarded big eared purple scum ****
 
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DEAR NEWSMAX, DID YOU KNOW YOUR BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT TEAM IS OPERATING ON AUTOPILOT?
 
Subject: Revenue/partnership opportunity

My name is (redacted), I work with Newsmax Media in Boca Raton, FL and I am a huge fan of your sites. I am interested in putting a Newsmax newsfeed on your entire network of sites for pay (this would not be an advertisement, this would be additional content on your site. WE PAY YOU) I feel your site is a wonderful fit for us, and we would make a valuable partner to you and your staff. The newsfeed is an efficient way to add additional content for your readers while generating revenues with minimal effort. we can customize the size and content of the newsfeed to your liking. Please let me know a time when we can further discuss this opportunity. Your sites are loaded with important information, I feel we can only help. Keep up the good work, your sites are stellar
 
Best,

(redacted)

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POLL: Who is your favorite hate mailer?

436 votes, 8 passes | Time left: 16 hours, 16 minutes

The person who told us to eat a bag of dicks 35 (8%)
The person whose opinions are contrary to our libtard views 3 (1%)
The person who thinks that Msmbc is so bias 3 (1%)
The person who wants to kill us for ****ing with his truck 173 (40%)
The person who used to be liberal until DU converted him into a right-wing Republican gun fetishist 28 (6%)
The person who did not use fowl language 20 (5%)
The person who thinks our Orgizanation's repungent stench of a excuse for speak is illterate 108 (25%)
The person who wanted to let us know that global warming is caused by the sun 11 (3%)
The person who referred to President Obama as a purple scum **** 13 (3%)
Newsmax's Business Development Team 42 (10%)
8 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.

One hundred and seventy-two primitive comments thus far, way too much to bring over.

Go to the link above to view the campfire in all its glory.

And by the way, has anybody here had his or her message to Skins quoted in this feature at any time, even if several years ago?

[Chris_]

Even their hate mail is weak.

Wait, EarlG only has 13k posts after a dozen years of DUmpitude?

[franksolich]

Even their hate mail is weak.

I thought so too, but as you know, if my fellow alum Skins, or Lord Marblehead EarlG, or the elusive enigmatic Elad speak from the mountaintop, I gotta bring them here.

[Freeper]

I never bothered to email the head DUmmy.

[Chris_]

I never bothered to email the head DUmmy.

If you do, you should at least make it entertaining.

[Dori]

I think the Newsmax one was a bouncy.   

[franksolich]

I never bothered to email the head DUmmy.

Do it, do it, do it.

You know they'll never quote one of my messages.

It's true my memorandums to my fellow alum are friendly well-wishing constructive suggestions, but since their mindsets are sort of, well, odd, they might miscontrue them as being malicious, and hence "hate mail."

But it'll never happen.

However, yours might.  Give it a try.

[franksolich]

[Dori]

Good one....

someday I hope to figure out your connection to Skinner.

[franksolich]

Good one....

someday I hope to figure out your connection to Skinner.

The connection's the old school tie.

The University of Nebraska, at least when I was there, had the policy of inviting professors from other institutions to teach here for, usually, two years.  Usually all institutions have "visiting professors," but Nebraska, being a pretty small state with fewer resources than most states, did it more than most of them, so as to save money.

In my college career, about half my professors were just visiting.

And more than half of those were from Yale.

And so the old school tie between Skins and franksolich; we were both taught by professors from Yale, he in New Haven and myself in Lincoln.