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Offline Karin

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What's for Dinner, DUmmies?
« on: March 11, 2013, 03:16:04 PM »
Ye Gods, the DUmp is boring today.  I wandered into the C&B section.  Let's see what the DUmmies have been having for dinner. 

This first one made me laugh. 

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Sat Mar 9, 2013, 08:27 PM
sir pball (863 posts)
13. panéed pork escallopes

and whole-grain horseradish mustard cream reduction along with (presteamed) broccoli caramelized in smoking oil and tossed with catalan arbequina olive oil, cracked pepper and a whiff of idiazabal cheese and smashed yukons with 86% fat cultured butter (Vermont Creamery...if you can buy it do so, it's extraordinarily expensive and even more extraordinarily better).
 
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Sat Mar 9, 2013, 02:19 PM
 cbayer (118,680 posts)
4. Chilled carrot/curry soup

Blech.

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Sat Mar 9, 2013, 05:13 PM
LancetChick (161 posts)
9. Ina Garten's Ribolleto


 Followed by a picture of what could be Medical Waste

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By the way, I misspelled it, it's "Ribollita".

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Sun Mar 10, 2013, 03:34 PM
 livetohike (14,510 posts)
3. Bulgur pilaf, carrot salad and pan fried spinach
I loathe bulgur.

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Sun Mar 10, 2013, 05:55 PM
 BainsBane (5,709 posts)
4. sweet and sour tofu. 

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northoftheborder (3,307 posts)
13. Zucchini and garbanzo bean marinated salad on bed of couscous.
I loathe couscous.
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Thu Mar 7, 2013, 02:54 PM
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4. Vegetarian Reuben sandwiches

I wish we had blasphemy laws.

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Mon Mar 4, 2013, 01:20 PM
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Pearitos for me - I am heading back to Vegetarian Land.

Please tell me that's not a burrito stuffed with a bunch of peas.  My stomach just lurched.

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6. i think i'm going to make another batch of soup

cook up the acorn squash, a few taters and some carrots, drop in a can of chick peas and condensed milk and whiz the immersion blender through it.

This sounds like a mess:

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Sun Mar 3, 2013, 03:01 PM
 pinto (96,975 posts)
5. Sunday leftovers. Diced baked ham, cabbage and carrots folded into mashed potato patties.

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Fri Mar 1, 2013, 01:29 PM
 livetohike (14,510 posts)
8. Yellow split pea dahl, basmati rice, mango chutney (from a jar) and

banana raita 

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Re: What's for Dinner, DUmmies?
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2013, 03:32:25 PM »
Oh good lord?  Pearito?  I was hoping that was some alcoholic pear drink.  It didn't click that it could be a burrito made with peas!!!

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Re: What's for Dinner, DUmmies?
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2013, 03:32:48 PM »
Quote from: Karin on March 11, 2013, 03:16:04 PM

Please tell me that's not a burrito stuffed with a bunch of peas.  My stomach just lurched.

 :puke:

You know what, Karin?  That's exactly what it is -- peas and black beans.  She's described it before in a post.

And it's extremely :puke: --worthy
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Re: What's for Dinner, DUmmies?
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2013, 03:41:59 PM »
Edited for troof.

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Sat Mar 9, 2013, 08:27 PM
sir pball (863 posts)
13. sammich.
 

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Sat Mar 9, 2013, 02:19 PM
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4. sammich.

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Sat Mar 9, 2013, 05:13 PM
LancetChick (161 posts)
9. sammich.

 
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Sun Mar 10, 2013, 03:34 PM
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3. sammich.
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Sun Mar 10, 2013, 05:55 PM
 BainsBane (5,709 posts)
4. salad
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northoftheborder (3,307 posts)
13. salad
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Thu Mar 7, 2013, 02:54 PM
 LiberalEsto (16,032 posts)
4. sammich.

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Mon Mar 4, 2013, 01:20 PM
 Lucinda (16,580 posts)
salad.
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fizzgig (17,117 posts)
6. soup



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5.sammich.
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 livetohike (14,510 posts)
8. salad.

Since they are poor primitives, they can't possibly afford half the crap they mention above, right ?
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Re: What's for Dinner, DUmmies?
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2013, 03:55:05 PM »
you left out "Cheetos"
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Re: What's for Dinner, DUmmies?
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2013, 03:56:33 PM »
A pear Mojito!  Now that might be good!  Lightyears better than the monstrosity that I cannot even type.  I'm seriously green around the gills.  This is how Sparky felt with dementedjeep's enchiladas.  

I'm still laughing at Sir pinhead, and his broccoli caramelized in smoking oil and tossed with catalan arbequina olive oil, cracked pepper and a whiff of idiazabal cheese  and if he's a mole, my hat's off to you.  

Just a whiff!  
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Re: What's for Dinner, DUmmies?
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2013, 04:07:56 PM »
Someone's got expensive tastes, even for a DUmmie.

Must be a 1%er.
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Re: What's for Dinner, DUmmies?
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2013, 04:22:47 PM »
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13. panéed pork escallopes

and whole-grain horseradish mustard cream reduction along with (presteamed) broccoli caramelized in smoking oil and tossed with catalan arbequina olive oil, cracked pepper and a whiff of idiazabal cheese and smashed yukons with 86% fat cultured butter (Vermont Creamery...if you can buy it do so, it's extraordinarily expensive and even more extraordinarily better).

Okay, which one of you pricks or prickettes is "sir pball"?

That sounds like the menu at a snack bar in coach's part of Nebraska.

The hateful old crones in the Cooking Group never catch on when someone's mocking them.
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Re: What's for Dinner, DUmmies?
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2013, 04:23:50 PM »
It's hilarious watching a bunch of snobs spout off the most foreign sounding dishes they can google up in an attempt to impress each other with their worldliness and epicurean tastes.

We all know that what they really had, was a bucket of KFC washed down with 5 gal of Diet Coke.

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Re: What's for Dinner, DUmmies?
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2013, 04:37:48 PM »
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5. Sunday leftovers. Diced baked ham, cabbage and carrots folded into mashed potato patties.

Yes, I know that dish well. It's just tablescraps all smooshed together.

When I used to keep hounds, they LOVED that.

It never occurred to me that people would eat smooshed-together tablescraps.
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Re: What's for Dinner, DUmmies?
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2013, 04:43:00 PM »
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sir pball (863 posts)
13. panéed pork escallopes

and whole-grain horseradish mustard cream reduction along with (presteamed) broccoli caramelized in smoking oil and tossed with catalan arbequina olive oil, cracked pepper and a whiff of idiazabal cheese and smashed yukons with 86% fat cultured butter (Vermont Creamery...if you can buy it do so, it's extraordinarily expensive and even more extraordinarily better).


Jesus H. Tapdancin ****in Christ on a Tricycle, why dontcha just call it what it is--pork chops and gravy, frozen broccoli, and mashed potatoes?
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Re: What's for Dinner, DUmmies?
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2013, 09:01:08 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 11, 2013, 04:43:00 PM


Jesus H. Tapdancin ****in Christ on a Tricycle, why dontcha just call it what it is--pork chops and gravy, frozen broccoli, and mashed potatoes?

Thanks for the translation - I had NO idea      :thatsright:
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Re: What's for Dinner, DUmmies?
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2013, 11:12:48 PM »
Oh my gosh, I LOLed when Karin said pea burrito.  I thought maybe the DUmmie was having a liquid dinner of a pear flavored drink,  but burrito of peas is probably more accurate. 

I picture at least half these goofs opening up cans of Vienna sausages and serving saltines and spray cheese on the side. 
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Re: What's for Dinner, DUmmies?
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2013, 02:56:36 AM »
Quote from: chitownchica on March 11, 2013, 11:12:48 PM
Oh my gosh, I LOLed when Karin said pea burrito.  I thought maybe the DUmmie was having a liquid dinner of a pear flavored drink,  but burrito of peas is probably more accurate. 

I picture at least half these goofs opening up cans of Vienna sausages and serving saltines and spray cheese on the side. 

...and 32oz Cokes.   :lmao:
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Re: What's for Dinner, DUmmies?
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2013, 03:24:49 AM »
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...and 32oz Cokes.   :lmao:

Oh yeah- even in NY!
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Re: What's for Dinner, DUmmies?
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2013, 06:19:18 AM »
I don't need to read a DUmmie list of foods pulled off of  the internet just so that they can impress each other. My wife is Persian and we eat interestingly delicious dishes all of the time that are not typical in most American households. Oh wait...that can't be possible because I'm just an uncultured, uneducated redneck in flyover country that experiences more diversity under my own roof in one day than those idiots do in a lifetime.
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Re: What's for Dinner, DUmmies?
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2013, 07:35:26 AM »
That Livestohike DUmmie is a strict vegetarian, and she lives almost entirely off of beans, legumes, peas, that sort of fibrous thing.  She mentioned that her husband cannot handle those things, but that's all she makes anyway.  Which is not very nice, forcing her husband to be in constant gastric pain, popping gas pills and generally being in distress 100% of the time.  Not to mention fainting from the lack of protein.  Stinking up the joint, too. 

Why won't he learn to cook, and make something acceptable for himself?  Too stuck in traditional gender roles for that even to occur to him?  Why won't she be a kind liberal, and make him something more enjoyable? 

I am absolutely certain that sir pinhead is a mole, having fun. 
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Re: What's for Dinner, DUmmies?
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2013, 08:04:08 AM »
Quote from: Karin on March 11, 2013, 03:56:33 PM
A pear Mojito!  Now that might be good!  Lightyears better than the monstrosity that I cannot even type.  I'm seriously green around the gills.  This is how Sparky felt with dementedjeep's enchiladas.  

I'm still laughing at Sir pinhead, and his broccoli caramelized in smoking oil and tossed with catalan arbequina olive oil, cracked pepper and a whiff of idiazabal cheese  and if he's a mole, my hat's off to you.  

Just a whiff!  

Velvet and I got on the elevator the other day. Someone lit off a "whiff of idiazabal cheese" between the 2nd and 3rd floors. Velvet looked at me like I had done it. I said, "Hey, it wasn't me!"

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