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2 dykes 66ing or 99ing in Yaris busted for drugs. 1 had revolver in love canal
« on: March 09, 2013, 02:43:40 PM »
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Oklahoma woman hides loaded 5 shot revolver in her vagina



A 28-year-old Oklahoma woman was caught with drugs and a firearm in all of the wrong places.


The Smoking Gun reports that Christie Dawn Harris was arrested on Monday, after Ada police officers spotted her and another woman, Jennifer Delancy, inside of a vehicle outside of a closed restaurant. Cops noticed that “both seats were laid all the way back.” When Delancy and Harris were asked if any weapons or drugs were inside of the vehicle, Harris said “she did not think there was anything.”


However when a police dog began sniffing around, it immediately suspected there were drugs and weapons inside of the Toyota Yaris. After cops searched the vehicle, they retrieved meth, drug paraphernalia, a pistol, and a loaded magazine. Harris and Delancy were then arrested.

During the ride to jail, Harris “stated several times that she needed to go to the bathroom.”

At lockup, Harris was asked to change into jail clothing. Before going to the bathroom, an officer asked her to lower her underwear for a contraband check. Harris told the officer that she was on her period and could not comply; she eventually lowered her underwear.

But the cop did not find contraband. Instead they found a loaded Freedom Arms .22-caliber handgun, which was loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell. “I observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area,” reported Officer Kathy Unbewust, who added that she “pulled the item from her vagina, and found it to be a 5 shot revolver with rounds in the chamber.
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The police reports states that the “gun (was) located in suspect(‘s) vagina.” The cops also discovered plastic baggies containing methamphetamine lodged in the crack of Harris’s buttocks.

Harris was scheduled to be arraigned this afternoon on felony weapons and narcotics charges.

Source: http://newsone.com/2267943/christie-dawn-harris-oklahoma-revolver-in-vagina/



WGN (Chicago) Anchors laugh and joke about story:

Our gun culture is so amazing, you literally read stories thinking they are from the Onion, only to learn they are 100% legit

New campfire.

Could get good.

I just happen to own a similar gun, sans the DUmmy odor.

It's the one on the bottom. On on the top is a 5" S&W M625. It will fit inside my glasses case. It's a 22 mag.

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Re: 2 dykes 66ing or 99ing in Yaris busted for drugs. 1 had revolver in love canal
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2013, 02:50:18 PM »
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10. I bet she belongs to the NRA!

You know, concealed carry.

She's more likely to be a member of DU.

She's on drugs and she got busted for being stupid.
The only thing is most DUmmies are scared to death of guns.

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Re: 2 dykes 66ing or 99ing in Yaris busted for drugs. 1 had revolver in love canal
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2013, 02:54:07 PM »
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She's more likely to be a member of DU.

She's on drugs and she got busted for being stupid.
The only thing is most DUmmies are scared to death of guns.



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Re: 2 dykes 66ing or 99ing in Yaris busted for drugs. 1 had revolver in love canal
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2013, 03:19:51 PM »
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7. She should have used that empty space between her ears instead.

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It would have been roomier.

She's a DUmmy. She used the part of her body that is used the most and has the larger storage space.

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3. I thought of a great joke but it's in terribly bad taste.
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Re: 2 dykes 66ing or 99ing in Yaris busted for drugs. 1 had revolver in love canal
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2013, 05:45:21 PM »
If she was dating a black guy she could probably have hid a desert eagle.
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Re: 2 dykes 66ing or 99ing in Yaris busted for drugs. 1 had revolver in love canal
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2013, 05:55:50 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on March 09, 2013, 05:45:21 PM
If she was dating a black guy she could probably have hid a desert eagle.

I ain't touching that one. Lurking DUmmies can have that one.
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Re: 2 dykes 66ing or 99ing in Yaris busted for drugs. 1 had revolver in love canal
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2013, 09:28:16 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on March 09, 2013, 05:55:50 PM
I ain't touching that one. Lurking DUmmies can have that one.
Lurking DUmmies would have to nadin "Desert Eagle".

Even then they wouldn't be impressed, since it isn't a 9mm, and everyone at the DUmp knows a 9mm is the most
powerful weapon that can be fired as a handgun.

Unless she could fit a 9mm in there, DUmmies aren't impressed. 

Remember how Sharpton and The Reverend Jackson were weeping and wailing when PO-lice departments were trading out .357 Mag. revolvers for 9mm ? They didn't talk about the number of rounds, it was the enormous increase in firepower.
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