France has an Army???????????
I wonder who they will sell their military hardware to. Its all designed with surrender in mind. Their armored vehicles have a six speed transmission - one forward and five reverse. Their rifles are built similar to those bag pistols which, when you pull the trigger, a flag comes out the barrel. The big difference is that instead of a red flag with the word "bang" on it, the flag is white with the words "DON'T SHOOT, I SURRENDER" on it.