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Offline NHSparky

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Re: Forget the chastity belt, put on your abstinence sweatpants instead
« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2008, 08:47:52 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on June 05, 2008, 04:51:57 PM
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Ask, and ye shall receive.

These sweatpants will guarantee no reproduction...

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Re: Forget the chastity belt, put on your abstinence sweatpants instead
« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2008, 09:25:05 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on June 07, 2008, 08:47:52 AM
Quote from: DefiantSix on June 05, 2008, 04:51:57 PM
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Ask, and ye shall receive.

These sweatpants will guarantee no reproduction...



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Re: Forget the chastity belt, put on your abstinence sweatpants instead
« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2008, 09:27:55 AM »
Ah yes, spandex doesn't lie, but God knows, sometimes I wish it would.
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Re: Forget the chastity belt, put on your abstinence sweatpants instead
« Reply #28 on: June 07, 2008, 02:30:40 PM »
Tight clothing should have an application and licensing process. Just sayin' :-)
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Re: Forget the chastity belt, put on your abstinence sweatpants instead
« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2008, 02:35:49 PM »
What about chastity sweat bands that look stylish but as one sweats they begin to smell really, really bad so you can only be admired from a distance?
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Re: Forget the chastity belt, put on your abstinence sweatpants instead
« Reply #30 on: June 07, 2008, 02:47:41 PM »
Quote from: Flame on June 06, 2008, 08:28:13 AM
I dunno...but I've had to approach the subject with my 7 yr old, because his older siblings commented on the fact that there are THREE 7th graders at my other son's school that are pregnant.

When I was in the 6th grade (about 1985 or so), there were two girls in my class that were pregnant.  One of them was her second time, and she had twins.  Also, that year, some girl stabbed another kid with an exacto knife in art class.

My school sucked.  :(
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Re: Forget the chastity belt, put on your abstinence sweatpants instead
« Reply #31 on: June 07, 2008, 05:00:36 PM »
Being pregnant in 6th grade just boggles my mind. I didn't even begin certain natural biological processes until I was 12. I wasn't think at all about sex at that point.

The earliest I remember classmates getting pregnant was in high school. My sophomore year. One girl was sent to the "alternative" school next door. I couldn't figure out what had happened until 9 months later, she shows up at a football game one night, significantly larger than when she had left and holding a baby. It finally clicked.

I lived a sheltered life.

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Re: Forget the chastity belt, put on your abstinence sweatpants instead
« Reply #32 on: June 07, 2008, 05:50:37 PM »
The teacher was 24........I had just turned 13.....



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Re: Forget the chastity belt, put on your abstinence sweatpants instead
« Reply #33 on: June 07, 2008, 06:36:12 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on June 06, 2008, 05:40:02 PM
Quote from: Airwolf on June 06, 2008, 05:17:14 PM
I'd find it alot easier to remind any potential date for my daughter that if she does not come home in the same condition she left in ,I have a .45 and alot of time to fix any problem he creates.

You might consider that, whenever a date shows up for your daughter, is an excellent time to be at the table cleaning your gun. I've been on the wrong end of that one before and was quite respectful. As I recall, he wanted her home by eleven and my idea of a joke was to respond, "I'll have her in bed by ten!". What I actually said was, "Yes sir!".

A friend of mine from way back always was at the kitchen table cleaning his pistol when ever his daughter went out. He never had any trouble.
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