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Offline ScubaGuy

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11 Boo Poser kicks cancer in one week
« on: March 04, 2013, 07:11:46 PM »
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I got my path report back, and the margins are completely clear. I will continue to be an abrasive jerk for at least a while longer, because cancer has taken its sniveling butt elsewhere ... AGAIN!

Once more, thanks to my DU brothers and sisters who cheered me up through a fairly shitty week. I was, and remain, touched by your caring.

on edit: typo (I can't type worth a shit under normal circumstances, and I'm pretty jacked up right now!)

One week ago he was diagnosed with melanoma and now it's gone?
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Re: 11 Boo Poser kicks cancer in one week
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2013, 07:15:15 PM »
He probably had a venereal wart removed or just a hemorrhoid , but cancer sounds more macho.

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Re: 11 Boo Poser kicks cancer in one week
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2013, 07:15:38 PM »
Now this is a real man.

Kicks cancer in one week

One week ago he was diagnosed with melanoma and now it's gone?


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Re: 11 Boo Poser kicks cancer in one week
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2013, 08:25:32 PM »
There's always a chance that he's got some bad cells still circulating around looking for a place to land.

Nah. DUmmy numbersBoo just ran a one-week cancer bouncy, no different from his military bouncies.

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Re: 11 Boo Poser kicks cancer in one week
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2013, 08:28:06 PM »
There's always a chance that he's got some bad cells still circulating around looking for a place to land.

Nah. DUmmy numbersBoo just ran a one-week cancer bouncy, no different from his military bouncies.

Maybe Pam told him to get off of her schtick.
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Re: 11 Boo Poser kicks cancer in one week
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2013, 11:02:00 PM »


Being that hard up for attention is beyond juvenile.  It's deranged, but that's a given.
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Re: 11 Boo Poser kicks cancer in one week
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2013, 03:30:09 AM »
A sequester success story!

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Re: 11 Boo Poser kicks cancer in one week
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2013, 06:37:34 AM »
Now this is a real man.

Kicks cancer in one week

One week ago he was diagnosed with melanoma and now it's gone?


Translation: He had a couple of skin tags, the doc froze them off with some liquid nitrogen, and viola!
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Re: 11 Boo Poser kicks cancer in one week
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2013, 06:43:43 AM »
I hope someone asks him about that......






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Re: 11 Boo Poser kicks cancer in one week
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2013, 06:52:51 AM »
The DUmmies claim that pot cures cancer. So maybe he smoked so much that it cured him in a week.
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Re: 11 Boo Poser kicks cancer in one week
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2013, 07:21:46 AM »
Coming from a family whose life was turned around last year after a cancer diagnosis, this is more than just a bouncy. It's complete and total BS. The oncologists will not declare you to be cancer free so soon, if ever. THey place you into a state of surveillance with decreasing/increasing frequency depending upon the prognosis. I don't even think they use the term 'remission' any more. Any residual cancer cells can find a new place in the body to fester and all that it takes is one cell that can't be detected until it multiplies.


If this DUmmy truly had skin cancer and has been given a good prognosis, that's great for him. But his story is BS.
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Re: 11 Boo Poser kicks cancer in one week
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2013, 07:46:21 AM »
Poor cancer never had a chance. The host was just too toxic.  :p
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Re: 11 Boo Poser kicks cancer in one week
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2013, 08:06:24 AM »
The only way someone like 11 Bravo, or any DUmbass for that matter, could defeat cancer is put a pistol to their head and pull the ****ing trigger. DUmbasses and the people like them are a cancer on this nation and should be eliminated with extreme prejudice.
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Re: 11 Boo Poser kicks cancer in one week
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2013, 08:12:29 AM »
Poor cancer never had a chance. The host was just too toxic.  :p

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Re: 11 Boo Poser kicks cancer in one week
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2013, 10:40:54 AM »
He probably had a venereal wart removed or just a hemorrhoid , but cancer sounds more macho.
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Re: 11 Boo Poser kicks cancer in one week
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2013, 11:39:25 AM »
Translation: He had a couple of skin tags, the doc froze them off with some liquid nitrogen, and viola!

Now that's interesting. Until they started running those incessant TV commercials a few weeks ago, I'd never heard the term "skin tags".

I assumed it was invented for the commercial, like "Low T".