The fictional spirit-guide thought of the week.
How stupid do you have to be to be a DUmmie?
The DUmmies hate and mistrust the military. The DUmmies hate and mistrust the police. These are two things that are fairly constant.
Then there are the bad guys.
The relationship between bad guys and DUmmies is kind of strange. The Dummies love the bad guys as long as the bad guys are harming anyone but the DUmmies. If a bad guy robs, harms or kills a good and decent person the DUmmies will generally defend and make excuses for the bad guy. Only when the bad guy robs, harms or kills a DUmmie or one of the DUmmies' gods does the DUmmie opinion of that particular bad guy change.
On the other hand, the bad guys' view of the DUmmies is simple. Both the political bad guys and the street level bad guys view the DUmmies as useful idiots. They have no love toward the DUmmies. If a bad guy thinks it's to his advantage to pat a DUmmie on the back he will pat a DUmmie on the back. If a bad guy thinks it is to his advantage to slap the taste out of a DUmmie's mouth he'll slap the taste out of a DUmmie's mouth. The bad guys do not view the DUmmies as equals or friends. They don't even view the DUmmies as human beings. They just view the DUmmies as disposable tools to be used and then tossed away.
The DUmmies want private ownership of guns banned. If they were to get their wish that would mean that the only ones who had guns would be the military (who they hate and mistrust), the police (who they hate and mistrust), and bad guys.
Regardless of what DUmmies think, bad guys will always have guns despite what the laws say. One of the reasons that bad guys are called bad guys is because they do NOT follow the laws.
Also regardless of what DUmmies think, rape whistles and vomit (even projectile vomit) iare not much protection against a bad guy with a gun, but being armed with a gun does provide some protection because bad guys like targets who can't shoot back.
With their stance on guns the DUmmies are essentially telling the military and police, "we hate you and mistrust you, but we want to remove our RIGHT to protect ourselves and remove the RIGHT of good and decent people to protect us and themselves and place all of our lives in your war-crime-committing, goose-stepping, distrustful hands." How sweet and thoughtful. How insightful. How intelligent. How enlightened.
It's like they are trying to work the Chewbacca defense or something. It does not make sense.
I have a ton of love and respect for our military and police, but even with my positive opinion of the military and police I don't want to give up my RIGHT to protect myself and place the burden entirely on their shoulders. How stupid do you have to be to want to give up your RIGHT to protect yourself and place the burden of protection completely on the shoulders of those you hate and distrust while constantly telling them that you hate and distrust them? The answer is that you have to be exactly as stupid as a DUmmie.