Author Topic: DUmmy mopinko Sees A Silver Lining  (Read 1995 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline GOBUCKS

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24186
  • Reputation: +1812/-339
  • All in all, not bad, not bad at all
DUmmy mopinko Sees A Silver Lining
« on: February 23, 2013, 09:03:31 PM »
The tattooed DUmpette mopinko, victim of every malady known to man, is in a good mood today:

Quote
Sat Feb 23, 2013, 01:22 PM

mopinko (39,443 posts)

i'm so ****ing sick and tired of this life.

so, i am in the middle of a giant pile of work that i knew was too much for me from the get go. 

even tho i have 2 very dear friends working for me, i am still working to hard, sweating too many things, and doing too much heavy lifting.

i have a cracked rib and a ****ed up ankle that i broke last year.

i really only get about 4-5 good hours a day, plus some computer time during which i am thinking clearly.

it just seems impossible to keep up with anything.
 
just the mental energy- i am sure i have purchased a couple thousand individual items from the hardware store in the last 4 months.

my brain is so sore.
 
i just want to go to bed. 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/11471154

There's just nothing more satisfying than a DUmp democrat in pain, whether it's physical or psychological.

When it's both, like this, it's really great!

Hopefully,  DUmmy cali will give us an update soon on her permanently broken leg.

And if Pam's still alive, an update on her gut rot.

How about DUmmy WCGreen's imaginary lung transplant?

The DUmp is more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58722
  • Reputation: +3102/-173
Re: DUmmy mopinko Sees A Silver Lining
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2013, 09:13:34 PM »
It's good to see the hypochondrial primitive in pain; she deserves it.

For those who might not know, I first observed the mopinko primitive several years ago, when she was whining about the "lousy George Bush economy."

But then minutes after whining about how tough times were, she went to another forum and whined about her woes with the front door. 

She'd ordered a new door to be installed, despite that the old one was still in perfect shape; this, in the then-lousy economy.  (The old door was light tan, and she wanted a medium tan door, or something like that.)

Some guys installed the new door, and then she whined that it wasn't installed perfectly.

Apparently it was a pretty expensive door.....in the then-lousy economy.

It was obvious what was going on; she was expecting Old World Craftsmanship from short little light-brown guys working for cash under the table.

Since then, it's been highly amusing watching the hypochondrial primitive; she's had every ailment and affliction known in the history of mankind, including prostrate problems and hemophilia.

In this case, what GOBUCKS posted, she's probably tired and lacking both physical and mental energy simply because she chomps down handfuls of pharmaceuticals as if they're popcorn.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

Offline I_B_Perky

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7532
  • Reputation: +721/-329
Re: DUmmy mopinko Sees A Silver Lining
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2013, 10:43:43 PM »
It's good to see the hypochondrial primitive in pain; she deserves it.

For those who might not know, I first observed the mopinko primitive several years ago, when she was whining about the "lousy George Bush economy."

But then minutes after whining about how tough times were, she went to another forum and whined about her woes with the front door. 

She'd ordered a new door to be installed, despite that the old one was still in perfect shape; this, in the then-lousy economy.  (The old door was light tan, and she wanted a medium tan door, or something like that.)

Some guys installed the new door, and then she whined that it wasn't installed perfectly.

Apparently it was a pretty expensive door.....in the then-lousy economy.

It was obvious what was going on; she was expecting Old World Craftsmanship from short little light-brown guys working for cash under the table.

Since then, it's been highly amusing watching the hypochondrial primitive; she's had every ailment and affliction known in the history of mankind, including prostrate problems and hemophilia.

In this case, what GOBUCKS posted, she's probably tired and lacking both physical and mental energy simply because she chomps down handfuls of pharmaceuticals as if they're popcorn.

 :lol: :lol:

Living in the Dummies minds rent free since 2009!

Montani Semper Liberi

Offline sybilll

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1453
  • Reputation: +114/-10
Re: DUmmy mopinko Sees A Silver Lining
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2013, 01:17:36 AM »
These whinyass liberals have wussified America. The NFL will soon be playing flag football; kids can't play dodgeball; you can't even throw a frisbie or play volleyball on CA beaches; everyone in every single athletic or academic event must get a participation trophy. I will not be a willing participant of the United States of Wussies R Us.  Good God, grow a pair.

Offline RobJohnson

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8876
  • Reputation: +333/-109
Re: DUmmy mopinko Sees A Silver Lining
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2013, 01:39:49 AM »
Quote
Sat Feb 23, 2013, 01:22 PM

mopinko (39,443 posts)

i'm so ****ing sick and tired of this life.

I suggest walking out in front of a smart car and calling it quits.  :-)

Offline Mr Mannn

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14885
  • Reputation: +2648/-276
Re: DUmmy mopinko Sees A Silver Lining
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2013, 02:24:56 AM »
Quote
mopinko (39,443 posts)

i really only get about 4-5 good hours a day, plus some computer time during which i am thinking clearly.
and yet she finds the time to make 39 thousand posts.

Offline RobJohnson

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8876
  • Reputation: +333/-109
Re: DUmmy mopinko Sees A Silver Lining
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2013, 02:34:28 AM »
and yet she finds the time to make 39 thousand posts.

 :rotf:

Offline 98ZJUSMC

  • The Most Deplorable
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8424
  • Reputation: +436/-76
  • Now, with 99% less yellow!
Re: DUmmy mopinko Sees A Silver Lining
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2013, 03:42:13 AM »
Quote
plus some computer time during which i am thinking clearly.

              

Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

"Accuse others of what you do." - Karl Marx

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58722
  • Reputation: +3102/-173
Re: DUmmy mopinko Sees A Silver Lining
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2013, 06:00:21 AM »
:lol: :lol:

It's worse.

She's had the West Nile virus, "catching" it when it became popular (i.e., publicized).

I'm expecting any day now she's going to allege the East Nile virus, the North Nile virus, the South Nile virus, and the Elkhorn virus, too.

apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

Offline RobJohnson

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8876
  • Reputation: +333/-109
Re: DUmmy mopinko Sees A Silver Lining
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2013, 06:08:08 AM »
It's worse.

She's had the West Nile virus, "catching" it when it became popular (i.e., publicized).

I'm expecting any day now she's going to allege the East Nile virus, the North Nile virus, the South Nile virus, and the Elkhorn virus, too.



She has DUmmaieitis.

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58722
  • Reputation: +3102/-173
Re: DUmmy mopinko Sees A Silver Lining
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2013, 06:12:36 AM »
She has DUmmaieitis.

When the next issue of the Reader's Digest comes out, look it up for the disease of the month.

And within a couple of days, there'll be a couple hundred primitives alleging they have it.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

Offline USA4ME

  • Evil Capitalist
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14835
  • Reputation: +2476/-76
Re: DUmmy mopinko Sees A Silver Lining
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2013, 07:36:32 AM »
Quote from:
mopinko

i really only get about 4-5 good hours a day

Wow, a whole 20-25 hours of work per week. Make sure you pace yourself. You don't want to burnout too quickly.

 :loser:

.
Because third world peasant labor is a good thing.

Offline thundley4

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 40571
  • Reputation: +2224/-127
Re: DUmmy mopinko Sees A Silver Lining
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2013, 08:44:25 AM »
I suggest walking out in front of a smart car and calling it quits.  :-)

The driver of the Smart Car would probably perish in the crash.

Offline RobJohnson

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8876
  • Reputation: +333/-109
Re: DUmmy mopinko Sees A Silver Lining
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2013, 09:22:37 AM »
When the next issue of the Reader's Digest comes out, look it up for the disease of the month.

And within a couple of days, there'll be a couple hundred primitives alleging they have it.

The daytime medical shows on television which are sometimes funded by over the counter remedies, are another place they get their information.

Then they just have to find a way to get Medicaid to pay for it, or for something like it, but they finally know what disease they have been carrying around all these years. Until the next episode, then they have something new.

After watching the show, they know exactly what symptoms to complain about when they see their own doctor. Why this should keep them off work for another few years.

Offline jukin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 16242
  • Reputation: +2123/-170
Re: DUmmy mopinko Sees A Silver Lining
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2013, 10:16:33 AM »
The daytime medical shows on television which are sometimes funded by over the counter remedies, are another place they get their information.

Then they just have to find a way to get Medicaid to pay for it, or for something like it, but they finally know what disease they have been carrying around all these years. Until the next episode, then they have something new.

After watching the show, they know exactly what symptoms to complain about when they see their own doctor. Why this should keep them off work for another few years.

Do you go to bed at night and get up in the morning?

Yeah I got that, what do I take and who else pays for it?
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.