For all of you ladies

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Into which category do you fall, disregarding the age?

What  I Want In A Man!
Original  List:   
1.  Handsome
2. Charming
3.  Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises 

What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age  32)   
1.  Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds  chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 


What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age  42) 
1.  Not too ugly
2.  Doesn't  drive off until I'm in the car
3.  Works steady - splurges on dinner out  occasionally
4.  Nods head when I'm talking
5.  Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6.  Is in  good enough shape to rearrange the  furniture
7.  Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8.  Knows not  to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9.  Remembers to put the toilet seat  down
10. Shaves most weekends

What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age  52) 
1.  Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2.  Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3.  Doesn't borrow money too often
4.  Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5.  Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6.  Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7.  Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8.  Appreciates a good TV dinner
9.  Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some  weekends 

What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age  62) 
1.   Doesn't scare small children
2.   Remembers where bathroom is
3.   Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4.  Only snores lightly when asleep
5.  Remembers why he's laughing
6.  Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7.  Usually wears some clothes
8.  Likes soft foods
9.  Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend 

What  I Want in a Man, Revised List (age  72) 
1.  Breathing.
2.  Doesn't miss the toilet.