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Oh My God. Seriously. Why call me? Why?
« on: February 20, 2013, 05:11:43 PM »
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Oh My God. Seriously. Why call me? Why?
I just a call from the Impreach Barack Hussein Obama who is releasing terrorists from Gitmo (closing Gitmo is against the constitution!!!!), taking away our gunz and WAS NOT EVEN BORN IN THE USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111


OMG OMGOM OMOGMOGMOGMOGMOMOGOGMOGMOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All in a very dramatic fast talking concerned voice.

I waited, laughing and rolling around, until I got a person (also fast talking concerned voice) and told him they were seriously insane and needed to get mental health help. Or jump off a cliff. But never ever call me again.

oh my god. These people are freaking insane.

"Conservative Majority Fund to expose Barack Obama and his mysterious past to the American people."

Good lord. HOW did they ever get my name and WHY would they think I was remotely interested?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022400171#post29


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I am n Michelle Bachman's list...the joy f political reporting.

Oh poor Nads.  She can't even get a fictional robo-call like her misfit friends.    Unfortunately, there is no scanner for that Nads.  :(

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Re: Oh My God. Seriously. Why call me? Why?
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2013, 05:43:06 PM »
What is impreach?

And what is the joy f political reporting?
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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2013, 05:48:06 PM »
Quote from: Maxiest on February 20, 2013, 05:43:06 PM
What is impreach?

And what is the joy f political reporting?

I first became acquainted with the snobbish primitive, the uppity primitive, circa 2003 or 2004, when she announced that she trusted the terrorists more than she trusted George Bush.

She's a registered nurse, late middle-age (like about 60, 65), lives in a rustic area near Seattle, claims poverty when donation time comes but vacations in Mexico and France, hoards dogs, and doesn't clean out her bathtub.

Just a really totally negative person.
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Re: Oh My God. Seriously. Why call me? Why?
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2013, 05:48:53 PM »
She is on a mole hunt.
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Re: Oh My God. Seriously. Why call me? Why?
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2013, 05:49:56 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 20, 2013, 05:48:06 PM
I first became acquainted with the snobbish primitive, the uppity primitive, circa 2003 or 2004, when she announced that she trusted the terrorists more than she trusted George Bush.

She's a registered nurse, late middle-age (like about 60, 65), lives in a rustic area near Seattle, claims poverty when donation time comes but vacations in Mexico and France, hoards dogs, and doesn't clean out her bathtub.

Just a really totally negative person.

Sounds like a lovely person.
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Re: Oh My God. Seriously. Why call me? Why?
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2013, 05:51:57 PM »
Quote from: Carl on February 20, 2013, 05:48:53 PM
She is on a mole hunt.

Yeah, that's the thing about her.

She's good, really good, at detecting moles.

Damn, she's good.

I dunno why Skins has this MIRT team when she's better than the whole bunch of the Bozos serving on it.

With age and decreptitude though, she's gone downhill a bit; she's not as sharp as she was during the Scamdal eight years ago.
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Re: Oh My God. Seriously. Why call me? Why?
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2013, 05:52:34 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 20, 2013, 05:51:57 PM
Yeah, that's the thing about her.

She's good, really good, at detecting moles.

Damn, she's good.

I dunno why Skins has this MIRT team when she's better than the whole bunch of the Bozos serving on it.

With age and decreptitude though, she's gone downhill a bit; she's not as sharp as she was during the Scamdal eight years ago.

If she's so good, then how come she has yet to find any of mine?
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« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2013, 05:54:39 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 20, 2013, 05:52:34 PM
If she's so good, then how come she has yet to find any of mine?

Like I said, she's gone downhill.

But during the Scamdal of 2005, she bagged a whole lot of Scamdy moles on Skins's island advocating for open and honest fund-raising.
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Re: Oh My God. Seriously. Why call me? Why?
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2013, 06:05:07 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 20, 2013, 05:52:34 PM
If she's so good, then how come she has yet to find any of mine?

So many moles try to needle the hive...the successful ones fit in and engage with the same bile as a real DUmbfuk.

We need a new school for those that want to torture them via feeding the crazy.
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Re: Oh My God. Seriously. Why call me? Why?
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2013, 09:39:07 AM »
I'm a registered Republican, how come I never get calls like that?
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Re: Oh My God. Seriously. Why call me? Why?
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2013, 09:49:03 AM »
The pollsters are non-smokers, that's why.  :bolt:
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Re: Oh My God. Seriously. Why call me? Why?
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2013, 10:01:52 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 20, 2013, 05:51:57 PM
Yeah, that's the thing about her.

She's good, really good, at detecting moles.

Damn, she's good.

I dunno why Skins has this MIRT team when she's better than the whole bunch of the Bozos serving on it.

With age and decreptitude though, she's gone downhill a bit; she's not as sharp as she was during the Scamdal eight years ago.
There might be a reason some members of MIRT do not try too hard to find moles.   :whistling:
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Re: Oh My God. Seriously. Why call me? Why?
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2013, 10:46:09 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 20, 2013, 05:52:34 PM
If she's so good, then how come she has yet to find any of mine?

Or mine...and believe me when I first started, it shouldn't have been to hard to figure out if you looked back at all my posts.
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Re: Oh My God. Seriously. Why call me? Why?
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2013, 10:52:10 AM »
Quote from: liberty on February 21, 2013, 10:46:09 AM
Or mine...and believe me when I first started, it shouldn't have been to hard to figure out if you looked back at all my posts.

I have made some mistakes with my numero uno mole.  And I still find myself writing something then looking at saying, oh I shouldn't post this.
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« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2013, 12:13:13 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 20, 2013, 05:54:39 PM
But during the Scamdal of 2005, she bagged a whole lot of Scamdy moles on Skins's island advocating for open and honest fund-raising.
During the Scamdal, expressing a shred of doubt (by anyone except the drunken Pitt) was like waving a big red troll flag.

It was far more lethal to do that than to laugh at a bouncy tale or question the bald dwarf's expertise.

DUmpmonkeys like the uppitybitch had a hair trigger on their alert buttons, and Skimmer was quick to exterminate due to his embarrassment over the whole thing.

Dissent evaporated, and disappeared altogether after coach put the sodomite on ice.
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