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Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« on: February 17, 2013, 07:16:12 PM »
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Rhode Islanders repeatedly call cops over 12-foot snow penis

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UPDATE (5:35 pm): The Huffington Post reported that the snow penis was demolished just two hours after it posted the original story. “It’s just a big pair of balls now,” Raylene Worthington, the mother of the 16-year-old responsible for the sculpture, told HuffPo.

The townsfolk in South Kingstown, Rhode Island were none too happy this week to discover that one of their neighbors built a 12-foot tall sculpture of a penis out of snow, in clear view of a neighborhood road.

Police told The Providence Journal that they responded to calls about the phallic creation four different times in two days, but did nothing because it was on private property.


Of course, it didn’t have to be 12-feet tall. But when the mother of the teenage boys who built the thing saw how people were reacting, she felt like driving the point home a little.

“They’re teenage boys — there’s worse things they could be doing,” she told a Huffington Post reporter. “It was innocent. And to be honest, knowing that it pissed people off gave us a little charge. If you have nothing else to do in your day other than complain about a snow penis, we’ll make it 12 feet tall.”


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They have no sense of decency. NONE.

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2. I guess Rhode Island being a small state, the people are not used to large things

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Mom is nothing but a slut.

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14. We had some friends in college do this.

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They lived right across the street from the college. Local newspaper took a picture and put it on the front page.

And this was in freakin Kansas. These Rhode Island prudes need to lighten up.

You probably snuck out in the middle of the night and tried to hump it.

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Re: Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2013, 07:19:43 PM »
Anne--bit of a difference between a bunch of idiotic college kids and a residential neighborhood.

Little shit like that, Anne.
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Re: Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2013, 07:30:18 PM »
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“They’re teenage boys — there’s worse things they could be doing,” she told a Huffington Post reporter. “It was innocent. And to be honest, knowing that it pissed people off gave us a little charge. If you have nothing else to do in your day other than complain about a snow penis, we’ll make it 12 feet tall.”

There are also a lot of better things they could be doing.  Way to rationalize away poor behavior. 
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Re: Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2013, 07:45:35 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on February 17, 2013, 07:30:18 PM
There are also a lot of better things they could be doing.  Way to rationalize away poor behavior. 

The mom wouldn't be in the running for parent of the year. No need to look any further than the mom to see where the kids got their morals.
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Re: Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2013, 07:48:49 PM »
Has the official DUmp pecker inspector given her input yet?
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Re: Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2013, 08:20:49 PM »
OK... personally I think it's funny.  I could see me and my brother at age 14 doing it. I can also see Pa Perky laughing his ass off... right before he would make use take it down. After he took a pic of it.

Ma Perky would not see the humor in it at all.
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Re: Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2013, 10:56:42 PM »
I thought it was kinda funny.
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Re: Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2013, 11:01:51 PM »
I get that sixteen year old kids will be kids, and do stupid things like this. But the mom ought to be the responsible, mature party here; it's her job to teach her kids what is appropriate.
 I can see my brothers doing this...but I also see my mom going "you have exactly one minute to tear that thing down!"
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Re: Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2013, 12:58:23 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on February 17, 2013, 07:45:35 PM
The mom wouldn't be in the running for parent of the year. No need to look any further than the mom to see where the kids got their morals.

They've probably been counting replacement Dads, one one-night-stand at a time, for years.
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Re: Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2013, 05:59:19 AM »
Wonder what the primitives would say if it were a 12' snow cross?
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Re: Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2013, 06:07:27 AM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on February 18, 2013, 05:59:19 AM
Wonder what the primitives would say if it were a 12' snow cross?

H5.  Great point.
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Re: Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2013, 06:08:35 AM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on February 18, 2013, 05:59:19 AM
Wonder what the primitives would say if it were a 12' snow cross?

They would tear it down.
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Re: Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2013, 06:10:09 AM »
I love penis stuff but this is not appropriate because there are tiny little eyes that will see it and wonder what's up.
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Re: Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2013, 07:35:14 AM »
Quote from: Gina on February 18, 2013, 06:10:09 AM
I love penis stuff but this is not appropriate because there are tiny little eyes that will see it and wonder what's up.

I bet the mother put them up to it.  They could have build a snow David and refuse to put a fig leaf on him.  Or a snow big pair of Brest's with red blinking Xmas lights in the nipples ?  Up here on the coast one nipple would blink red the other green as running lights.

Anyone remember Alvin and his snow men and woman, Warped little kid.  One big snowman holding an ax and 5-6 other snow people laying on the ground decapitated.

And you are correct, had they built a cross there would have been hell to pay. 

 
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Re: Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2013, 09:38:03 AM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on February 18, 2013, 05:59:19 AM
Wonder what the primitives would say if it were a 12' snow cross?
...or a 12' vagina...?
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Re: Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2013, 12:26:24 PM »
Quote from: Gina on February 18, 2013, 06:10:09 AM
I love penis stuff but this is not appropriate because there are tiny little eyes that will see it and wonder what's up.

Apparently "What's up" is pretty obvious.   :-)
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Re: Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2013, 12:49:55 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 18, 2013, 12:26:24 PM
Apparently "What's up" is pretty obvious.   :-)

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Re: Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2013, 12:56:34 PM »
Do you think the first thing they thought when they found out who did it was "What a dick!"?
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Re: Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2013, 12:57:18 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 18, 2013, 12:26:24 PM
Apparently "What's up" is pretty obvious.   :-)

Well I just think they were dicks.  :-)
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Re: Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2013, 01:01:14 PM »
Quote from: Gina on February 18, 2013, 12:57:18 PM
Well I just think they were dicks.  :-)

You have just been waiting to use the word "dick."
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Re: Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2013, 01:09:29 PM »
Quote from: Gina on February 18, 2013, 12:57:18 PM
Well I just think they were dicks.  :-)

Well you have to admit that it took some balls.  :-)
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Re: Teens erect a 12 foot snow johnson - mom and DUmmies say no big thing
« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2013, 01:29:56 PM »
Quote from: marv on February 18, 2013, 09:38:03 AM
...or a 12' vagina...?

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