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Offline Wineslob

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FM Radio funnies
« on: January 29, 2013, 04:35:33 PM »
Our local rock station plays little "blurbs" in-between sets/commercials. Some that crack me up are:

"If you drive a UPS truck, you've delivered a dildo."

"If you had a pet duck and didn't name it Quackers, I hope you die in a fire".

"My wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday............I said, my life back".

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Re: FM Radio funnies
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2013, 07:21:15 PM »
My pet duck isn't named "Quackers."

His name is "Witz."
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Re: FM Radio funnies
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2013, 07:35:45 PM »
I heard one that UPS and Fed Express are merging it is going to be called Fed Up
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Re: FM Radio funnies
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2013, 07:55:33 PM »
*groan*
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Re: FM Radio funnies
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2013, 02:57:00 PM »
If Bianca Jagger were to marry Larry Zonka, She would become Bianca Zonka.

This is a fact. A crowded elevator smells "different" to a midget.
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