She might even go to one of those "upscale" gyms with the juice bars, where hags can do 5 minutes of walking on the treadmill, overpay for a sugar-laden cup of juice with a bunch of "boosters" they don't need, and try to claim they're healthy.
That's where all the fatties hung out at when they went to the gym, anyway..."But it runs in my family!" "Bitch, NOBODY runs in your family!"
Or there's 10 televisions, and all of them were OFF. There's another possibility--who knew!