Tell ya what, Trof, YOU come take them. It won't be the military, it damn sure won't be law enforcement in my state of Georgia (At least in my extremely conservative county that happens to have it's administrative buildings on Ronald Reagan Drive), nope, you. You Progs have to come and take them. I live in the Augusta area. Bring it.
Oh, and if you want to call the U.N. and get them to help you, go right ahead. Just make sure they give you one of those funny little baby blue berets as well. It makes for a great target.