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Offline Ptarmigan

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Rabbit plague causing grief for gardeners
« on: January 18, 2013, 06:03:36 PM »
Rabbit plague causing grief for gardeners
http://manly-daily.whereilive.com.au/news/story/growing-rabbit-plague-problem-causing-grief-for-gardeners/

Rabbits are waging war against humans besides ptarmigans. Doomsday for humanity is coming. :argh:
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Re: Rabbit plague causing grief for gardeners
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2013, 06:15:59 PM »
We'll be more than happy to send them our plague of fisher cats up here in New England.  They have no known predators and they'll eat anything.  Can't even leave your dog or cat outside at night around here, that's when they come out and you can hear them with that eery screeching noise they make.  That'l take care of the rabbit problem for sure.
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Re: Rabbit plague causing grief for gardeners
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2013, 07:21:00 PM »
I love bunnies!!!!I mean they have to eat too you know!!!!
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Re: Rabbit plague causing grief for gardeners
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2013, 07:33:42 PM »
Humans are content with their own demise. Ptarmigans fight back. Rabbits implemented weapons control. That is why Neanderthals and large portion of the the human race were wiped out. Ptarmigans refused to give up their weapons and fought back. Gun control is a plot by bunnies to doom humans. It never works on ptarmigans.
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Re: Rabbit plague causing grief for gardeners
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2013, 09:18:26 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on January 18, 2013, 06:03:36 PM
Rabbit plague causing grief for gardeners
http://manly-daily.whereilive.com.au/news/story/growing-rabbit-plague-problem-causing-grief-for-gardeners/

Rabbits are waging war against humans besides ptarmigans. Doomsday for humanity is coming. :argh:

Bwahahaha.

Some of the snotty yuppies on the beach have finally noticed we have a rabbit plague here.

Best rabbit death I've seen recently was from wheels disease.  Dirty little sucker wasn't quite quick enough to get off the road and ended up under the mudtire on my truck @ about 70mph.

SPLOT !
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