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Rhetorical Reichstags
« on: January 13, 2013, 08:11:30 PM »
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Made up shit that's pissing off people without a sense of humor, of which there are LOTS here



OR they are closet NRA supporters

Lot of serious cookies here, ooh doesn't anybody check this, ooh it's LIKE MADE UP, ooh it's the onion.

Who gives two shits, it's funnier than FAUX and way funnier than DU

Have a nice night purity police....PS you didn't see TeaPartyCat in the corner? WOW
 
Get a life people.

So, he's pissed because he thinks it is funny even though he knows it isn't true but some are calling it out as fake.

However...

...stupid runs amok at the Toolshed:

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2. Even he could not be that stupid!

Need youtube or something else.

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5. Rifles are living?

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Cirque du So-What (8,009 posts)

6. Rifles are people too

Think of the unborn rifles that may never be machined, assembled & allowed to lead productive lives. It makes the Baby Jesus cry.

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patrice (44,425 posts)

7. & Just like their patron saint said, "out of (our) cold dead hands" which means they will KILL

for their guns.

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8. cause guns are more important than children....stay classy NRA

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Arkansas Granny (14,093 posts)

9. I think this needs a little more research.

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25. Why do you CARE????

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Arkansas Granny (14,093 posts)

34. Because it makes us looks like fools when we jump

all over a statement that turns out to be false.

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15. I think between this guy and Alex Jones, it should be clear

that the gun culture is, by and large, insane. Dealing with them is not going to be like dealing with other cultists. They are barking mad - rabid dogs.

Post after post after post of DUmbasses treating this as a real quote.

But you people are mind-numbed robots because you unquestioningly obey Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.

And we're suppose to allow ourselves to be governed by this lot. They leap at every rhetorical Reichstag fire and even admit they know it to be a lie.

They don't care about the truth, they demand power by any means.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022186486
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Re: Rhetorical Reichstags
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2013, 08:14:33 PM »
Someone pulled a similar trick on the Brady Campaign a few weeks ago, and DUmmies ate it up and loved it.
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Re: Rhetorical Reichstags
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2013, 08:22:56 PM »
You can`t stop an idiot from proving they are one.
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Re: Rhetorical Reichstags
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2013, 08:36:02 PM »

"I will not rest until every American surrenders his civil liberties for the good of the State. I have made it the highest priority of my new administration."
   -Barack Obama. January 9, 2013
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Re: Rhetorical Reichstags
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2013, 08:40:42 PM »
"The day this nation elects the illegitimate son of a trans-national trollop will be its last day free men might breathe free." -- Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Rhetorical Reichstags
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2013, 08:47:14 PM »

"I saw that new movie last night. You know, Jenga Unchanged, right? Brilliant movie. But I have to tell you, it made me a little afraid of the President. The next Cabinet meeting, he just may jump up and kill every white mother****er in the room. But I can't blame him. Sometimes we crackers need killing, and it takes an exceptional Black man to do it. Barack Obama is an exceptional Black man."
   -Vice President Joseph Biden. January 11, 2013.
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Re: Rhetorical Reichstags
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2013, 09:27:22 PM »
You don't really have to fabricate a quote if you're looking for stupid shit said by Joe Biden.

Here try this:

"Colonel, refresh my gin and tonic; only this time without the tonic." -- Rep. Nancy Pelosi, aboard a misappropriated military aircraft


Oh, wait. That's probably not fabricated, either.
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Re: Rhetorical Reichstags
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2013, 09:29:50 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on January 13, 2013, 09:27:22 PM
You don't really have to fabricate a quote if you're looking for stupid shit said by Joe Biden.

Here try this:

"Colonel, refresh my gin and tonic; only this time without the tonic." -- Rep. Nancy Pelosi, aboard a misappropriated military aircraft


Oh, wait. That's probably not fabricated, either.

I like it.

The thing with Biden, even the most off-the-wall shit is plausible.
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Re: Rhetorical Reichstags
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2013, 09:38:53 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 13, 2013, 08:47:14 PM


 

"I got dropped as a baby, on my head--and not just once."  Vice President Joseph Biden. January 11, 2013.
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Re: Rhetorical Reichstags
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2013, 09:42:41 PM »

"And that's when I said, "What do you think my finger smells like, Mrs. Obama?"
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Re: Rhetorical Reichstags
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2013, 09:44:35 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 13, 2013, 09:42:41 PM

"And that's when I said, "What?  Do you think my finger smells like  Mrs. Obama?"

Amazing how punctuation can change the meaning.  :-)
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Re: Rhetorical Reichstags
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2013, 09:47:24 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on January 13, 2013, 09:38:53 PM
"I got dropped as a baby, on my head--and not just once."  Vice President Joseph Biden. January 11, 2013.

No! No! No! Dammit!

The point is to say things that AREN'T true!
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Re: Rhetorical Reichstags
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2013, 09:49:05 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 13, 2013, 09:44:35 PM
Amazing how punctuation can change the meaning.  :-)

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2013, 10:09:44 PM »

...and I want everyone to know that he's still clean. Not as articulate as I first thought, but still clean.
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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2013, 10:14:23 PM »

Why do I always have this smug grin? Because only I know that I have a sweet, tasty lemon drop shoved up my ass.

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Re: Rhetorical Reichstags
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2013, 10:16:49 PM »

Nancy Pelosi! Now that's a MILF I could really get behind. Know whadda mean?


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« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2013, 10:20:52 PM »

...and then I told him to stand up and take a bow. Turns out he was in a WHEELCHAIR! You should have seen the look on his face! I've got it on my YouTube channel. Priceless.



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Re: Rhetorical Reichstags
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2013, 11:12:41 PM »
Quote from: dandi on January 13, 2013, 10:14:23 PM

Why do I always have this smug grin? Because only I know that I have a sweet, tasty lemon drop shoved up my ass.

OK, that one made me snort!

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« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2013, 03:26:41 AM »


1.  Don't tell me not to point!  I KNOW where this finger's been!

2.  If you thought the shit Barry proposed was crazy, just wait until I get MY turn!

3.  Believe it or not, I can actually kill someone with this finger.

4.  Did I ever tell you that in this light, you look like Rosie O'Donnell?

5.  Imagine my surprise last week when I found out Ellen was gay!

6.  Is that a microphone in your pocket...?

7.  Obama is not the communist you are looking for. 

8.  The day I say something intelligent will be the day I have something intelligent to say.
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« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2013, 08:01:17 AM »
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Re: Rhetorical Reichstags
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2013, 11:00:34 AM »
Riffles have ridges..................I need more coffee this morning.
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