Dennis the Menace on a hunting trip

[GOBUCKS]

He does, and he has.

The problem being, in the wrong cases.

He's mausoleumed members who posed common sense and decency; doesn't want them around.

So yeah, the fellow alum's exercised "control."

Yeah, Skimmer controlled DU1 and DU2 with a limp wrist and an iron fist.

He conducted periodic Stalinist purges, and doled out tombstones to anyone who sounded resasonable.

But tombstoning was his most jealously guarded power, and he gave it up with DU3.

Now the MIRT liquidation squads, composed of half moonbats and half moles, have tombstoning authority.

DUmmies and moles control the door to the memory hole, and have total censorship power.

There is little evidence to suggest that Skimmer even scans threads on DU3.

He's a media tycoon, wallowing in DUmpbucks, and enjoys his free time now that Vietnamization of the DUmp is complete.

[67 Rover]

Denninmi (4,930 posts)   Sun Jan 13, 2013, 05:43 AM
 
Frankly, let them haul me off to the gas chamber and be over with it.

Are you kidding!! In this Obumbles economy gas is too damn expensive, Hemp rope is the answer to this DUmmies problems.

[franksolich]

[GOBUCKS]

That's unfortunate, a mentally ill person hanging around Skin's island is like an alcoholic hanging around a bar.  This is not going to end well.

That depends on how you define "well".

It's pretty likely that DUmmy Dennis will sooner or later decide that his only viable option is suicide.

If he does it right, it could generate a windfall of DOTY votes, and cement his status as one of the great DUmpmonkeys of all time.

If he makes a rash decision and, say, does it with no prior announcement or explanation, or does it too early in the year, the result could be catastrophic to his chances.

So whether it ends "well" or not is up to Dennis the Menace himself, who, unfortunately, is a lunatic.

[DumbAss Tanker]

Tobin S. (5,169 posts)    Sun Jan 13, 2013, 10:40 AM

3. I don't think you have to prove anything to anyone, Dennis.

Oh, how very, very unintentionally and ironically true THAT statement is...

 

[Carl]

You proud of your spawn Skins?

[liana]

You proud of your spawn Skins?

Of course he is, the loons are paying his bills