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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2013, 01:55:12 PM »
This is about as bad as someone claiming that Bert and Ernie were gay. Everyone knows that Bert is evil and wouldn't stand for it.





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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2013, 04:04:53 PM »
Spongebob's gay?  I mean Squidward's pretty obviously gay, but Spongebob?  Well, I guess he does live alone with a snail that meows.
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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2013, 05:23:58 PM »

     You should jump out of the bushes and give him an award.


Bwahahaha!    :rotf:

Teh Cop Jumped Out of the Bushes!   Oh, man!  I forgot about that classic...!


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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2013, 05:27:44 PM »
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And yes I walked out and looked for him. Gone like the punk he was.


Ooooooh!  A Target Tuff Guy!  Go get him, Tiger! 


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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2013, 05:55:22 PM »
Sponege Bob isn't gay.  He is darn near a redneck.

1.  He shows up to work on time and does his best at his job.

2.  He hunts.  (Chases jellyfish anyway.)

3.  He and his friends do things that only drunk rednecks would try.

4.  He's athletic, having one a wrestling title and the fry cook championship.

5.  He helps his friends without waiting on King Triton.
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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2013, 06:10:51 PM »
Sponege Bob isn't gay.  He is darn near a redneck.
You're right. But he still has to do something about that laugh.

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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2013, 06:21:09 PM »
First DainBramaged stands up for a poor helpless woman:
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She says nothing, red as a beet, about to break into tears)

Then he sticks up for gays:
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You're a ****ing Neanderthal. Gay isn't caused by anything, Gay isn't a choice, GAY JUST IS and you never know who around you just may be Gay!!

Then he scores some cred with generic DUmmies not covered above:
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Quit watching Fox News and get educated!

No racial minorities defended or even included in the bouncy?

Can't give it any more than three bongs.

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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #32 on: January 11, 2013, 02:18:36 PM »
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58. I count at least 5 responses that insinuate you're lying in your OP

I don't have any reason to doubt your story, but for some reason, there are at least 5 respondents to your OP who don't believe you're telling the truth. Let me state this plainly: unless there's someone in this thread who personally knows you and has knowledge of your doings, NO ONE in this thread knows whether you're telling the truth or not. That holds true for every thread on DU that recounts a personal story without links to back it up. So, what do these 5 people know about you that the rest of us don't know? Answer: nothing--they're just dickheads.
 
Progressiveinaction (112 posts), in post #14 says: "I totally believe this happened". Let's not mince words. This new person is calling you a liar. I actually just self-deleted my reply to this person, not because he didn't deserve every bit of invective I threw at him, but because I don't want to be locked out of this part of the thread, what I'm typing now. so Progressiveinaction, take a bow. You're new here, but feel comfortable enough already to call long-time posters liars. I won't be the only one watching you.
 
Larrymoecurlyshemp (58 posts), in post 42, a reply to progressiveinaction, above, says, "Me too". Congratulations, stoogeboy, for calling one of our long-term members a liar on your 8th day here. Marked.
 
Zappaman (lots of posts) in post #27 says: "Cool story Bro!". Of course, he also said that in response to a different person with the exact same text. It could be that he's got a tragic condition that limits him to 10th grade phraseology. Or he could be calling you (and another person) a liar. Or he could be trying to convince you that your story is so dull that he's just bored stiff. In any case, zappaman may be snarking you, or this may be all he's capable of. Please don't ever confuse this person with the real and worthwhile Frank Zappa.
 
To round out our field, both Honeycombe8 and someone named Nine suspect your story is not true. You've already spoken to them about this; enough said.
 
Do any of you 5 have enough fortitude to step right up and explain why you think DB here is a liar? Do you have information we don't have? Do you have what GW Bush called his "gut" feeling? Are you just guessing, and you also happen to think character assassination is ok? There needs to be a high bar set before people start calling long-time DU'ers liars. There needs to be cause. And there should be consequences for this type of rude and antisocial behavior. Rule of thumb: if it will get you punched in the mouth for saying it in person, you probably shouldn't be saying it on the Internet either, brave heroes.

Found this too funny to not bring over.

The primitives are full of bouncys, like this one by the appropriately named brain damaged primitive.  This primitive above comes along and tries to scold others for mocking what is an obvious lie.  Boo Hoo Hoo.  Even goes so far as to throw "invective" at one of them before self-deleting, not because she didn't want to say what she said, but because she didn't want to get locked out of the thread so she could say something else she wanted to say even more.  And then it makes the statement of "don't say anything on the internet you wouldn't say in person," which if enacted, would eliminate virtually everything the primitives have to say on the island.  My guess is that if the DisgustinginCA primitive had said what she said to the Progressiveinaction to his face, she'd have eaten her teeth shortly thereafter.  The irony is thick.

Hey primitives, I'd love to say what I say here to your faces.  Thing is after a decade I still can't seem to run into all these confrontations you continue to report about.  Please speak up at your local Target, Costco, grocery store, etc... when able.  I look forward to it.

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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #33 on: January 11, 2013, 02:33:44 PM »
The fact is, DUmmy DisgustipatedinCA, that DUmmies lie, all the time about everything.

Every bouncy tale that has ever appeared at the DUmp is a lie.

Some of them are funny as hell, but they're all lies.

One proof of that is that these silly episodes never, ever happen to decent and civilized people.

They only seem to happen to DUmpmonkeys, over and over.

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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #34 on: January 11, 2013, 02:51:14 PM »
The only thing I could think of was how much time the Disgusting primitive spent composing that post.  What was the point, really? What did it gain her?  Isn't there anything--anything--worth paying more attention to? 

Plus, anyone who falls for a bouncy tale is too gullible for words, to live even.  They should be scammed out of everything they own, and also mugged. 


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Re: Classic Bouncy from DainBramaged - just perfect
« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2013, 08:21:50 PM »
Of course they're going to jerk each other off over a bullshit story.

They're the same people who thought their taxes would go down under Obama.
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