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Offline Gina

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Jessica Simpson
« on: January 04, 2013, 02:11:16 PM »
She is pregnant again!  Thought you people would like to know  O-)

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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2013, 02:13:33 PM »
I couldn't have lived if I didn't know this....
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2013, 02:15:14 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on January 04, 2013, 02:13:33 PM
I couldn't have lived if I didn't know this....

Here to please!   :-)
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2013, 02:16:16 PM »
I'll bet her back hurts like a biotch, not to mention those shoulder dents.
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2013, 02:17:43 PM »
I love her.
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2013, 02:18:02 PM »
I hate those shoes.  She wore that crap out of that style in her first pregnancy.  She does have enough milk though to feed a whole village  :fuelfire:
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2013, 02:19:01 PM »
<---- Changing name to "Village."
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2013, 02:19:42 PM »
 :lol:
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2013, 02:25:35 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 04, 2013, 02:18:02 PM
I hate those shoes.  She wore that crap out of that style in her first pregnancy.

Not very safe for a prego lady either.

Quote from: Gina on January 04, 2013, 02:18:02 PM
 She does have enough milk though to feed a whole village  :fuelfire:

Just think....her milk hasn't even come in yet either.... :whatever:
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2013, 02:29:26 PM »
Still producing for the first baby? I don't enough about her to say I like her or not. Sure she gives a rat's azz about my opinion of her but no doubt she is a cutie.
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2013, 02:35:49 PM »
Quote from: ConservativeMobster on January 04, 2013, 02:29:26 PM
Still producing for the first baby? I don't enough about her to say I like her or not. Sure she gives a rat's azz about my opinion of her but no doubt she is a cutie.
Well it's tough to be pregnant and also breastfeeding a baby.  I never did it but I think it can cause a few problems.
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2013, 02:56:11 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 04, 2013, 02:11:16 PM
She is pregnant again!  Thought you people would like to know  O-)



My only regret is that it was not my fault...   :drool:   :naughty:
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2013, 03:06:36 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 04, 2013, 02:18:02 PM
I hate those shoes.  She wore that crap out of that style in her first pregnancy.  She does have enough milk though to feed a whole village  :fuelfire:
Nobody's looking at the shoes. :whistling:
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2013, 03:10:18 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 04, 2013, 03:06:36 PM
Nobody's looking at the shoes. :whistling:

 :thatsright:  you are right
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2013, 04:05:53 PM »
My eyes won't go low enough to tell if she's preggers.
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2013, 04:06:56 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 04, 2013, 03:06:36 PM
Nobody's looking at the shoes. :whistling:

What shoes?
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2013, 04:12:45 PM »
 :p I was trying to look at her eyes but those damn sunglasses got in the way
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2013, 04:13:40 PM »
Quote from: A7X_foREVer on January 04, 2013, 04:12:45 PM
:p I was trying to look at her eyes but those damn sunglasses got in the way

She had sunglasses on her bewbs?  Where?
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2013, 04:19:04 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 04, 2013, 04:13:40 PM
She had sunglasses on her bewbs?  Where?

Look up a little and you will see them :whistling:
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2013, 07:27:42 PM »
I've always wanted to learn to walk on stilts. New Year Resolution
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2013, 12:23:29 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on January 04, 2013, 07:27:42 PM
I've always wanted to learn to walk on stilts. New Year Resolution


I usually run around with a Pogo stick..........
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2013, 07:38:55 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 05, 2013, 12:23:29 PM

I usually run around with a Pogo stick..........

I hear you don't get far  :ha:
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2013, 08:20:18 AM »
Quote from: Gina on January 04, 2013, 02:18:02 PM
I hate those shoes.  She wore that crap out of that style in her first pregnancy.  She does have enough milk though to feed a whole village  :fuelfire:

Guys, if the first thing you notice is the shoes, I have some bad news for you....
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #23 on: January 07, 2013, 08:23:13 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 07, 2013, 08:20:18 AM
Guys, if the first thing you notice is the shoes, I have some bad news for you....

You are a woman?  :popcorn:
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Re: Jessica Simpson
« Reply #24 on: January 07, 2013, 08:24:33 AM »
Quote from: Gina on January 07, 2013, 08:23:13 AM
You are a woman?  :popcorn:

Shhhhh...don't tell Scoobie.
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