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Offline Freeper

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I have a meeting with HR tomorrow...so I called in with a brain blood clot.
« on: January 02, 2013, 05:19:10 PM »
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I have a meeting with HR tomorrow...so I called in with a brain blood clot.


Okay, so I don't actually have a meeting with HR. My point is, what the **** kind of person thinks like this?

I'll tell you who...the people who would actually do this, that's who. And they're all on Fox News. They think this way because it is the exact shit they'd pull if they were cornered...you know, like faking your death and flying off to the Cayman Islands to avoid taxes and prison time. Just sayin'.

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If Pedro had a brain blood clot it might improve his intelligence.

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1. That's a point I've made many times about RW paranoia--

They're projecting their own lack of character onto the rest of us.

Like you fools have any character. You people lie about everything then don't even notice that what you said last week contradicts what you are spewing today.

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4. Right, like those who accuse everyone if lying are those who DO lie frequently,

assuming that's the way people do things.

Explains why DU kept calling Romney a liar.

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Re: I have a meeting with HR tomorrow...so I called in with a brain blood clot.
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2013, 05:24:01 PM »
Maybe the repubs are thinking the way they do because of some sort of side effect of the hologram planes that Bush used when he destroyed the WTC.
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Re: I have a meeting with HR tomorrow...so I called in with a brain blood clot.
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2013, 05:39:43 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on January 02, 2013, 05:24:01 PM
Maybe the repubs are thinking the way they do because of some sort of side effect of the hologram planes that Bush used when he destroyed the WTC.
I think it's probably more to do with the chemtrails and the mind-control rays the BFEE used to send out.  Maybe the foil hats didn't actually work. 


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Re: I have a meeting with HR tomorrow...so I called in with a brain blood clot.
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2013, 05:40:41 PM »
Sure. Like ABC, CNN and CBS and NBC haven't been caught in huge lies and in NBC's case ended up getting sued and LOST.  Atman had to have swallowed those two brain cells he had at birth.
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Re: I have a meeting with HR tomorrow...so I called in with a brain blood clot.
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2013, 05:42:43 PM »
Bush was AWOL.

Kerry is a war hero.
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Re: I have a meeting with HR tomorrow...so I called in with a brain blood clot.
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2013, 05:45:23 PM »
Something tells me those idiots thought Baghdad bob was on the up and up too.
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Re: I have a meeting with HR tomorrow...so I called in with a brain blood clot.
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2013, 06:04:37 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on January 02, 2013, 05:45:23 PM
Something tells me those idiots thought prayed Baghdad bob was on the up and up too.
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Re: I have a meeting with HR tomorrow...so I called in with a brain blood clot.
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2013, 06:13:22 PM »
Guess Rob has forgotten what site created the term "bouncy".
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Re: I have a meeting with HR tomorrow...so I called in with a brain blood clot.
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2013, 06:16:09 PM »
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  I have a meeting with HR tomorrow...so I called in with a brain blood clot.
 

Well, it did work for Hillary.
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Re: I have a meeting with HR tomorrow...so I called in with a brain blood clot.
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2013, 06:20:10 PM »
Quote from: J P Sousa on January 02, 2013, 06:16:09 PM
Well, it did work for Hillary.
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People wouldn't be doubting Hillary if she wasn't a known liar.
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Re: I have a meeting with HR tomorrow...so I called in with a brain blood clot.
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2013, 06:21:09 PM »
Well, well, I see another year hasn't cured the evil twin's mental retardation any.
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Re: I have a meeting with HR tomorrow...so I called in with a brain blood clot.
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2013, 07:25:35 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 02, 2013, 06:21:09 PM
Well, well, I see another year hasn't cured the evil twin's mental retardation any.

Starting off early to improve his rankings.
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Re: I have a meeting with HR tomorrow...so I called in with a brain blood clot.
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2013, 08:47:55 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 02, 2013, 06:20:10 PM
People wouldn't be doubting Hillary if she wasn't a known liar.

What?!? Everything with the Clintons is straight up honest.

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Re: I have a meeting with HR tomorrow...so I called in with a brain blood clot.
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2013, 08:51:52 PM »
perhaps rsmithnumbers should have followed atman's advice and called in with a brain blood clot instead of going to see HR..
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Re: I have a meeting with HR tomorrow...so I called in with a brain blood clot.
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2013, 08:55:12 PM »
Quote from: miskie on January 02, 2013, 08:51:52 PM
perhaps rsmithnumbers should have followed atman's advice and called in with a brain blood clot instead of going to see HR..

I don't think a johnson clot is a valid excuse.
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Re: I have a meeting with HR tomorrow...so I called in with a brain blood clot.
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2013, 09:06:15 PM »
Perhaps Pedro has been the greatest mole of all time?
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Re: I have a meeting with HR tomorrow...so I called in with a brain blood clot.
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2013, 09:41:18 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on January 02, 2013, 09:06:15 PM
Perhaps Pedro has been the greatest mole of all time?

I doubt it.

To be a good mole, an expert mole, a professional mole, one has to attract the attention of a great many primitives.

Atman doesn't draw an audience very well over there; in fact, he draws better here than there.

I suspect it's just that his fellow primitives find him pretty boring.
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Re: I have a meeting with HR tomorrow...so I called in with a brain blood clot.
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2013, 09:43:05 PM »
Who was the one that got mentioned on the Rush Limbaugh show as a member of Democratic Underground which claimed the Republicans lost the mid-term election in 2006 on purpose so they could blame the ensuing recession on the Democratic party that would have been in power at the time?

I'm pretty sure it was Pedro.  Stinky isn't that clever and there aren't many choices left.
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Re: I have a meeting with HR tomorrow...so I called in with a brain blood clot.
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2013, 06:55:04 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 02, 2013, 05:19:10 PM
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If Pedro had a brain blood clot it might improve his intelligence.
>snippage<
I thought that was what he passes off as a brain.  :whatever:
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