You gotta be kidding me.
I don't have the link, and can't remember if it was in the nuthatch or the lounge.
He said something about his sister, who's normally attacking and criticizing him for being a lunatic, was being nicer.
So he gave her this iPad or tablet computer for Christmas and she burst into tears.
He said he didn't think she'd be so emotional about it.
One of the other DUmbasses opined that she might be devastated by worry over his continued insane spending habits.