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Re: Nads: Expert Witness on shootouts
« Reply #25 on: December 29, 2012, 04:54:05 PM »
Quote from: Skul on December 29, 2012, 06:30:42 AM
I'm still trying to envision a short, round, bald dwarf, jumping, jinking and dodging the bullets that fly her way.  :rotf:

Weebuls wobble...

Oh, nads?  Your husband the retired ANAV saw more live fire doing quals with his .45 than you could begin to imagine, and it wasn't that much, trust me.

I blew through more ammo in one weekend of duck or deer hunting than you ever heard going off in your miserable pathetic life.  Shit, I had bottle rocket wars with the neighbor kids when I was 12 that would even now have you shitting in your pants.

Silly bint.
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Re: Nads: Expert Witness on shootouts
« Reply #26 on: December 29, 2012, 04:58:29 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on December 29, 2012, 02:30:49 PM
Mine wasn't that long. I made the carbine version.  :popcorn:

Senator Feinstein will be along shortly to take away your evil root-based assault weapon.

What's next, you evil rethuglican racist?  Automatic fry dispensing death?  Gnocchi courtesy of Smith and Wesson?
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Re: Nads: Expert Witness on shootouts
« Reply #27 on: December 29, 2012, 06:36:35 PM »
I've built a variety of spud guns.
Funniest one was a two inch bore diameter shooting an onion.
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