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B & E bouncy- Santa gave the DUmmy a black eye.
« on: December 25, 2012, 06:59:14 PM »
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I got into a fight last night with this big fat bastard who was trying to break into my home. He got a shot in but I ended up kicking his ass and he ran away. I got the black eye after I slipped on the ice and slammed my temple into the corner of the car door. I must not have been the first home he broke into, as he left a big bag of stuff behind, presumably stolen from his other break ins. It was dark and I don't have a description, but I found traces of red cloth and white hair strands under my fingernails. Keep an eye out for this asshole.

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I just heard from the Oneonta Police Department. that this EXACT kind of break in was reported many times last night and I was not the first. In fact many N.R.A members reported taking a few shots at this lunatic. I heard 1 person who said that "If I had a 30 round magazine I would have cut that sucker in half. But since I only had a 5 round mag all I ended up doing was shooting a few holes thru the walls of my kids bedrooms." Sad isn't it?

From UPI:
"According to recent reports from the O.P.D. "This is not a 'LONE' perpetrator, but the work of a TEAM", consisting of one man and one woman. The woman, apparently being a prostitute, as the main 'Person of Interest' in these break ins, was heard, multiple times, calling out for the help of his 'Ho' according to unconfirmed reports."

People just seem to go nuts during the Holiday Season. This incident has convinced me to join the NRA and buy a weapon to protect my home from unwanted intruders. And I hope the NRA pamphlet explains the difference between -an intruder- and -an unwanted intruder- because I would hate to draw down on the WRONG intruder. I could probably find the definition under a subtext if I looked up the difference between rape, and REAL rape, but I digest...invest...divest...uhmmm....wait..... digress...yeah that's it...DIGRESS.

Merry Christmas Everybody.

P.S. It sucks that I had to turn this bag of goods he left here over to the O.P.D. As I looked thru it before they arrived and I would have LOVED to own ALL the crap in the bag. It's almost like I ASKED for this stuff. How strange is that?
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So here we have a second story man that is taking stuff into a house.  :rofl:

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Well done, I guess...

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That's racist.

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and explain he's talking of Santa
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Re: B & E bouncy- Santa gave the DUmmy a black eye.
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2012, 07:10:04 PM »
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6. Reindeer, the other other white meat

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Re: B & E bouncy- Santa gave the DUmmy a black eye.
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2012, 08:21:15 PM »
Pretty clever...must be a mole, DUmmies aren't that smart (As even Mr. 48K-poster Moonbat apparently knows).

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Re: B & E bouncy- Santa gave the DUmmy a black eye.
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2012, 08:35:36 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 25, 2012, 08:21:15 PM
Pretty clever...must be a mole, DUmmies aren't that smart (As even Mr. 48K-poster Moonbat apparently knows).

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Re: B & E bouncy- Santa gave the DUmmy a black eye.
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2012, 09:10:11 PM »
That Whovian character is a classic Dummy.  He'll swing from anyone's crank as long as they are anti-gun.  He's not even smart enough to google his own arguments and goes into fits when confronted with logic. 

He's also a crap photographer as evidenced in the photo group.  More talentless hacks riding high on Skin's Island.
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Re: B & E bouncy- Santa gave the DUmmy a black eye.
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2012, 08:35:29 AM »
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and explain he's talking of Santa

Wait just a minute.  This DUmmie had to explain to the other DUmmies?  I dare not row over lest I lose brain cells.  How stupid can you get? 


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« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2012, 09:32:39 AM »
I'd actually believe this from the group that consistently rejects the greatest gift ever given.
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Re: B & E bouncy- Santa gave the DUmmy a black eye.
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2012, 09:35:36 AM »
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P.S. It sucks that I had to turn this bag of goods he left here over to the O.P.D. As I looked thru it before they arrived and I would have LOVED to own ALL the crap in the bag. It's almost like I ASKED for this stuff. How strange is that?
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Re: B & E bouncy- Santa gave the DUmmy a black eye.
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2012, 09:58:33 AM »
I like the black eye part. Makes me want to play Santa next year.
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Re: B & E bouncy- Santa gave the DUmmy a black eye.
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2012, 10:31:00 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on December 26, 2012, 09:58:33 AM
I like the black eye part. Makes me want to play Santa next year.
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Re: B & E bouncy- Santa gave the DUmmy a black eye.
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2012, 10:53:27 AM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on December 26, 2012, 09:32:39 AM
I'd actually believe this from the group that consistently rejects the greatest gift ever given.

Those in this group are the spiritual comrades of those who nailed the gift giver to the cross 2000+ years ago.
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« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2012, 10:55:10 AM »
Quote from: FlaGator on December 26, 2012, 10:53:27 AM
Those in this group are the spiritual comrades of those who nailed the gift giver to the cross 2000+ years ago.

Yep.
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Re: B & E bouncy- Santa gave the DUmmy a black eye.
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2012, 11:40:15 AM »
Maybe I still have too many working braincells but I don't get why anyone would go through the effort to construct and then transmit such a stupid story.

I mean, if you don't have a point, or your point is a really, really stupid point, at least try to be entertaining.
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Re: B & E bouncy- Santa gave the DUmmy a black eye.
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2012, 11:57:43 AM »
IIRC, Jeff Foxworthy did a song about Santa Claus pressing charges against him for shooting at Santa. 
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