DUmmie Wait Wut: "My customers are spreading all kinds of holiday cheer."

[Tess Anderson]

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Where do they find these people?:

Wait Wut (4,999 posts)

My customers are spreading all kinds of holiday cheer.
1 told me I should kill myself after I told him he couldn't come behind the counter. He then grabbed a bunch of papers and tried to walk out with them. When I stopped him, he shoved me. He walked out the door repeating, "Just die. Die. Go kill yourself and die." I wished him a Merry Christmas (which, if you know me, is like saying 'bless your heart').

Another called me a liar for telling her I wouldn't be able to design her Xmas card until Thursday because I had several other jobs ahead of hers. She's more important than everyone else and forgot to let me know.

One just told me I was an idiot because when he asked 'is this FedEx' I said no. He asked...I shit you not...'What's the name of FedEx'...and I told him. His response, 'Thanks, idiot, I couldn't have figured that out myself'. Um...no, you couldn't.

Arizona is full of sumthin' and it ain't ****in' cheer.

I did have a couple of very sweet customers today. One made me laugh so hard I snorted. I'm hanging onto their memories until New Year's Day. 0   
 

[DLR Pyro]

Wait Wut (4,999 posts)

My customers are spreading all kinds of holiday cheer.
1 told me I should kill myself after I told him he couldn't come behind the counter. He then grabbed a bunch of papers and tried to walk out with them. When I stopped him, he shoved me. He walked out the door repeating, "Just die. Die. Go kill yourself and die." I wished him a Merry Christmas (which, if you know me, is like saying 'bless your heart').

Another called me a liar for telling her I wouldn't be able to design her Xmas card until Thursday because I had several other jobs ahead of hers. She's more important than everyone else and forgot to let me know.

One just told me I was an idiot because when he asked 'is this FedEx' I said no. He asked...I shit you not...'What's the name of FedEx'...and I told him. His response, 'Thanks, idiot, I couldn't have figured that out myself'. Um...no, you couldn't.

Well, the customer is always right