Cheap-ass primitives...
Every year we do a tree, sometimes live, sometimes a gigantic fake one I've owned for years - but regardless of tree, we do it up expensive.
Every year we theme the tree in color and style, and every year, it changes - which means I am constantly buying new strings of lights, ornaments, etc.
This year, (Tomorrow, actually) the tree will be done in blue. - Lights, ornaments, garland, etc - all blue. The only thing we don't buy are breakable ornaments, as we still have young kids and adventurous pets.
Though I will say this, the primitive has one thing right. A tree covered with edible things is most definitely 'for the birds'.