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Offline SSG Snuggle Bunny

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So, I asked a girl in the IT department for her number
« on: November 30, 2012, 01:09:54 PM »
She said, "404"
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Re: So, I asked a girl in the IT department for her number
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2012, 01:26:20 PM »
The Meaning of 404
404 means "Page not found error" or "Clueless"
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Re: So, I asked a girl in the IT department for her number
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2012, 01:44:51 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on November 30, 2012, 01:09:54 PM
She said, "404"

Dude!  That is one harsh dudette!   :o

She sounds like a MAObama voter: arrogant, self-centered, and entitled to Taylor Lautner.   O-)

You are much better off: at least she did not lead you on for a few expensive dates! 
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Re: So, I asked a girl in the IT department for her number
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2012, 01:50:13 PM »
Quote from: Ausonius on November 30, 2012, 01:44:51 PM
Dude!  That is one harsh dudette!   :o

She sounds like a MAObama voter: arrogant, self-centered, and entitled to Taylor Lautner.   O-)

You are much better off: at least she did not lead you on for a few expensive dates! 

does it mean something else than what I said? why is it harsh?
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Re: So, I asked a girl in the IT department for her number
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2012, 01:53:06 PM »
Quote from: Gina on November 30, 2012, 01:50:13 PM
does it mean something else than what I said? why is it harsh?

As opposed to "Well, thanks, but I'm already dating somebody," yes, it sounds harsh to me.
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Re: So, I asked a girl in the IT department for her number
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2012, 02:38:37 PM »
At least it wasn't 4:20.
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Re: So, I asked a girl in the IT department for her number
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2012, 03:19:31 PM »
At least she let you down easy instead of making you work for it by giving it to you in binary, octal, or hex.
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Re: So, I asked a girl in the IT department for her number
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2012, 03:32:28 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on November 30, 2012, 03:19:31 PM
At least she let you down easy instead of making you work for it by giving it to you in binary, octal, or hex.

She can go binary if she wants.  :naughty:
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Re: So, I asked a girl in the IT department for her number
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2012, 03:36:30 PM »
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Re: So, I asked a girl in the IT department for her number
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2012, 04:09:39 PM »
You should have acted DUmb and asked her if that meant "four times on the floor"?
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Re: So, I asked a girl in the IT department for her number
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2012, 06:35:55 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on November 30, 2012, 04:09:39 PM
You should have acted DUmb and asked her if that meant "four times on the floor"?

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Re: So, I asked a girl in the IT department for her number
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Re: So, I asked a girl in the IT department for her number
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