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Offline Freeper

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Hey DUmmies want to see something that will piss you off?
« on: November 27, 2012, 06:13:34 PM »



Since he has been called your lord and savior, Glenn Beck has created his own version of what was done to the real Lord and Savior.


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Re: Hey DUmmies want to see something that will piss you off?
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2012, 07:10:38 PM »
Remember something--it's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on (or to be stuck in a jar of piss).

(Though, certain DUmb****s, of both genders, might prefer to be pissed 'on.' :pisscontest: )
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Re: Hey DUmmies want to see something that will piss you off?
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2012, 07:49:06 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on November 27, 2012, 06:13:34 PM



Since he has been called your lord and savior, Glenn Beck has created his own version of what was done to the real Lord and Savior.


:ownit:

Good find Freeper!  :lmao:
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Re: Hey DUmmies want to see something that will piss you off?
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2012, 04:15:38 PM »
It did.  :lmao:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021895555
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Glenn Beck Is Selling A Jar Of His Pee With A Toy Obama Inside
 >Has the same picture inserted here<  :rotf:
beck is also insulting the American flag.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/glenn-beck-is-selling-a-jar-of-his-pee-with-a-toy1
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Re: Hey DUmmies want to see something that will piss you off?
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2012, 04:43:42 PM »
Quote from: Skul on November 28, 2012, 04:15:38 PM
It did.  :lmao:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021895555

The fact that they draped the preezy with an American flag is what is disrespectful.

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38. If a Dem had done this to a ** figurine

FOX News would do a three hour special on how traitorous an action this is,

giving our enemies a way to further hate our Commander in Chief during a time

when our troops are all over the place trying to keep the peace.


Beck is a treasonous asshole who does this shit for money and then he laughs at anyone who gets outraged. He doesn't believe a word he's saying, but he gets off on the power he has - to make fools believe him no matter how hateful and perverse his message.

May the Lady Karma bite him on his lying, greedy, piss-covered ass......

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43. Beck is one of my top three people too dangerous to be kept alive.

Damn he deserves the death penalty for not agreeing with your viewpoint?

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49. How Unoriginal

Remember "Piss Christ"? Beck gets a zero for creativity.

And you get a zero for understanding what he did. He is mocking you fools and you aren't even smart enough to figure that out.  :lmao:

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20. I have not read the article; but ...

I am seriously thinking of buying one (after reading very carefully the language for the sales document).

The day it arrives, presummably via ground transport, I will take the following actions:

Take the product to a lab to analyze the liquid. If the liquid is, in fact, urine, I would be disappointed; but would none-the-less, report him to the agencies that regulate the shipment of bodily fluids.

If the test reveal that the liquid is not urine, I will press civil and criminal fraud claims, along with Federal Mail and Wire Transfer Fraud claims.

I don't want beck fired, I want him broke and unemployable in any federally regulated industry.

I doubt you could afford it, he's not selling a bunch of them. There is only one and the money is for charity.
The fact that you want him broke and unemployable says a lot about you. You DUmmies are sick individuals who can't stand free speech.

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Re: Hey DUmmies want to see something that will piss you off?
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2012, 05:01:20 PM »
I would have used one of those Preezy bobbleheads instead.
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Re: Hey DUmmies want to see something that will piss you off?
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2012, 05:49:38 PM »
eBay took the auction down with the excuse that it violated their bodily fluid terms even though the auction said there was no real urine.

More proof that as long as you agree with a leftist you can kill a child while having sex with them. IOW, nothing anybody can do is out of bounds if one is a democrat party member in good standing. Of course the converse applies applies to non democratic members in good standing. .
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Re: Hey DUmmies want to see something that will piss you off?
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2012, 11:25:06 PM »
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20. I have not read the article; but ...

I am seriously thinking of buying one (after reading very carefully the language for the sales document).

The day it arrives, presummably via ground transport, I will take the following actions:

Take the product to a lab to analyze the liquid. If the liquid is, in fact, urine, I would be disappointed; but would none-the-less, report him to the agencies that regulate the shipment of bodily fluids.

If the test reveal that the liquid is not urine, I will press civil and criminal fraud claims, along with Federal Mail and Wire Transfer Fraud claims.

I don't want beck fired, I want him broke and unemployable in any federally regulated industry.

You utterly stupid ****! It's art, just as "piss Christ" was. As such, it's interpretive and it wouldn't matter if the substance was real pee or not. Oh, also the auction clearly stated IT WASN'T REAL PISS!!!!!!!

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Re: Hey DUmmies want to see something that will piss you off?
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2012, 11:30:40 PM »
:rofl:

It was beer.
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Re: Hey DUmmies want to see something that will piss you off?
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2012, 05:55:40 AM »
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39. there is no regulation for shipment of bodily fluids

At home drug testing kits routinely have customers ship a sample in a plastic container through the U.S. mail.

Waddirum comes along to piss in everyone's cornflakes.   Bastard!

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Re: Hey DUmmies want to see something that will piss you off?
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2012, 08:02:21 AM »
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I don't want beck fired, I want him broke and unemployable

You can't fire Beck.  OTOH, you are already broke and unemployable.   :loser:
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Re: Hey DUmmies want to see something that will piss you off?
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2012, 09:21:41 AM »
Awww, once again the DUmmies show thin the skin they're in is.


Turn about is fair play, assholes.
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Re: Hey DUmmies want to see something that will piss you off?
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2012, 10:16:14 AM »
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Re: Hey DUmmies want to see something that will piss you off?
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2012, 10:55:01 AM »
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38. If a Dem had done this to a ** figurine

FOX News would do a three hour special on how traitorous an action this is,

giving our enemies a way to further hate our Commander in Chief during a time

when our troops are all over the place trying to keep the peace.

Too bad you weren't singing this song between '01 and '08, you might have some credibility.



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Beck is a treasonous asshole who does this shit for money and then he laughs at anyone who gets outraged. He doesn't believe a word he's saying, but he gets off on the power he has - to make fools believe him no matter how hateful and perverse his message.

May the Lady Karma bite him on his lying, greedy, piss-covered ass......

The same thing could be said of any pissant leftist with a keyboard and Photoshop about, oh, 4 years or so ago.  

Shit hurts coming back, doesn't it, DUmmie?
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Re: Hey DUmmies want to see something that will piss you off?
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2012, 03:47:28 PM »
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39. there is no regulation for shipment of bodily fluids
Not sure, but I think that's a racist slapdown for DUmmy numberDUmbBlackMan.
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