Do you remember when Americans wanted to get ahead instead of getting high?
Do you remember when Americans wanted to be healthy instead of running the risk of schizophrenia and bi-polar disorders through the use of pot?
Do you remember when Americans wanted to get married instead of shacking up?
Do you remember when tattooed people appeared in sideshows at the County Fair instead of on TV and at the cashier's booth over at the grocery store?
Do you remember when queers hung out in parks at night instead of in Congress and in Shepherd Smith's chair?
Do you remember running into Joe Biden or his twin as he fell down and passed out over at Stagger Brown's bar instead of seeing him on TV as second in command?
Ah, the good ol' days. Remember them?
