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Offline GOBUCKS

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Halloween, And Pam Still Isn't Dead
« on: October 31, 2012, 11:32:40 PM »
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Wed Oct 31, 2012, 11:20 PM
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some small kid did a face plant on my porch tonight. His bag ripped and sweettarts were all that
was in it. I gave him a new bag and a lot of extra CHOCOLATE

poor kid
   
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It was mid-September when the compulsive liar Pam Dawson told us she was teetering on the brink of joining Killer Tiller and DUmmy Redstone.

Even being aware of her pathological dishonesty, I dusted off the dancing shoes.

Now she's telling lies about trick-or-treat.
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Re: Halloween, And Pam Still Isn't Dead
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2012, 11:36:16 PM »
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some small kid did a face plant on my porch tonight

Probably tripped on a loose board.  The lawsuit will be filed tomorrow against Pam, the undead.
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Re: Halloween, And Pam Still Isn't Dead
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2012, 11:45:52 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 31, 2012, 11:36:16 PM
Probably tripped on a loose board.  The lawsuit will be filed tomorrow against Pam, the undead.
There goes her retirement pension. :rofl:
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Re: Halloween, And Pam Still Isn't Dead
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2012, 04:13:01 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 31, 2012, 11:32:40 PM
It was mid-September when the compulsive liar Pam Dawson told us she was teetering on the brink of joining Killer Tiller and DUmmy Redstone.

Even being aware of her pathological dishonesty, I dusted off the dancing shoes.

Now she's telling lies about trick-or-treat.

I'm sure we're all pretty tired of Pamela's pathological dishonesty.

The deal is, if she doesn't keep this promise, I'm going to promote, boost, sell, campaign for Pamela to be the top primitive of 2012; the only way she's going to get out of it is by carrying out her promise for once.
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Re: Halloween, And Pam Still Isn't Dead
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2012, 05:11:53 AM »
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11. Whoppers, kit Kats, Peanutbutter Cups, Hershey's Chocolate and Milk Duds are way better than tarts

I had only been giving two different kinds, but I gave this kid 2 of each kind

Pam is a giver.

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Re: Halloween, And Pam Still Isn't Dead
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2012, 05:42:54 AM »
Ever think maybe the kid really likes Sweet Tarts ?, or maybe the kid had only been to one house and grabbed a fist full of them ?

-But I suppose Demented Jeep is being a typical Democrat, deciding for someone else what they want.
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Re: Halloween, And Pam Still Isn't Dead
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2012, 06:03:15 AM »
Pam tripped the kid and stole his candy......shame on her.
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Re: Halloween, And Pam Still Isn't Dead
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2012, 06:09:50 AM »
Quote from: miskie on November 01, 2012, 05:42:54 AM
Ever think maybe the kid really likes Sweet Tarts ?, or maybe the kid had only been to one house and grabbed a fist full of them ?

-But I suppose Demented Jeep is being a typical Democrat, deciding for someone else what they want.

This.

Maybe the kid has a chocolate allergy, also. (Poor kid)

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11. Whoppers, kit Kats, Peanutbutter Cups, Hershey's Chocolate and Milk Duds are way better than tarts

I had only been giving two different kinds, but I gave this kid 2 of each kind
Redistribution ROCKS!!!
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Re: Halloween, And Pam Still Isn't Dead
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2012, 07:22:22 AM »
Yeah I was thinking the same thing. So what. Lots of people let kids pick what they want. Like someone else said this kid just might like sweetarts. Wth is with her need to feel self important rescuer of poor whittle childrens? She's always a back patter of herself over the most ridiculous of things. Never heard of her doing something that really matters like considering fostering, volunteering at a big brother big sister org etc. she congrats herself for just being decent. Other people do that because well its normal  no accolades needed or expected  Above said before she really makes me sick.
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Re: Halloween, And Pam Still Isn't Dead
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2012, 09:07:39 AM »
Wonder what the chances are of her using the guise of putting candy in the kids bag and really grabbing a handful out for herself? She would just be following the president's example.
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