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Offline Wretched Excess

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what the hell? :rotf:

there are so many explanations for this.  maybe they have an uncontrollable "I like to
wear women's underwear on my head" fetish.  maybe they just need to date older chicks.
maybe they have problems with their peripheral vision, and needed the extra space.
maybe they got carried away with the fact that the gas station in on wadsworth  near
69th avenue.

and which way do you wear a thong on your head?  floss side forward?

:rofl:

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Thieves Masked In Thongs Rob Gas Station
Surveillance Pictures Show Men In Blue, Green Thongs

ARVADA, Colo. -- Police are looking for two crooks who tried to disguise their identities by covering their faces with women's thong underwear during a robbery of an Arvada Diamond Shamrock gas station.

The two Hispanic men entered the station on May 16 just before 5 a.m.

They wore thin, brightly colored, triangular-shaped underwear over their faces and demanded cash from the female clerk. They fled the scene with an undisclosed amount of money and cigarettes. They were not armed during the robbery.

The man wearing the green thong over his face is in his early 20s. He's 6 feet tall and weighs between 160 and 180 pounds. He has short black hair and was last seen wearing a dark blue shirt, blue jeans and dark shoes.

The man wearing the blue thong over his face is in his early to mid 20s. He's between 5 feet 8 inches to 5 feet 10 inches tall, 180 to 200 pounds. He has short black hair. He has a 6-inch cross tattoo on his right upper arm and a tribal tattoo on his left upper arm.

A dark colored vehicle used gas pump No. 5 at approximately 4:45 a.m. Police want to talk to that person because they believe he or she may have seen something. The gas station is located at Wadsworth Boulevard and West 68th Avenue.

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Re: Thieves Masked In Thongs Rob Gas Station (w/ pic goodness)
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2008, 10:13:36 AM »
Why not "granny" panties?  Too much coverage I suppose.








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Re: Thieves Masked In Thongs Rob Gas Station (w/ pic goodness)
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2008, 10:22:26 AM »
Why not "granny" panties?  Too much coverage I suppose.

those are so 80's :whatever:



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Re: Thieves Masked In Thongs Rob Gas Station (w/ pic goodness)
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2008, 10:53:42 AM »
What do you know, dual use underwear......shoot, I believe I'll get myself a pair to wear for a dust mask next time I cut the grass. I'm thinking red lace.
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Re: Thieves Masked In Thongs Rob Gas Station (w/ pic goodness)
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2008, 11:05:16 AM »
What do you know, dual use underwear......shoot, I believe I'll get myself a pair to wear for a dust mask next time I cut the grass. I'm thinking red lace.

they could have gone a different way, disguise wise.

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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2008, 11:08:27 AM »
Confucius say : "Man who wear thong on head have crack up."   :-)
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