That's right.
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.
I think of them as being two broad-based pedestals, to hold up his incredible bulk.
So there's another employment opportunity for Kirk here; if he can't get work in a casino anymore, he could maybe be the doorman standing underneath the marquee of an expensive hotel.
Doormen get good tips, too, even though they don't do anything other than just stand there.
Of course, the hotel would have to call Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey to rent a circus tent as a uniform for him, because they do have to wear uniforms.
