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Calpig gets verbaly groped
« on: October 23, 2012, 03:28:43 PM »
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An incident at my gym today...

 
I was wearing my Obama 08 t-shirt with my sweat pants during my workout this morning. It's a nice one, navy blue with stitched letters and the Obama symbol.

Next to me, on the recumbent bike was an old man. When I was getting ready to finish my ride, he turned to me and this conversation began:

"Pardon me, but I don't think that t-shirt is an appropriate one to wear to the gym."

"Oh really? Well, I'm sorry, but I think it is."

"Well, I have freedom of speech too." WTF?

"Of course you do. I would never deny you that right." And then I walked away.


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Re: Calpig gets verbaly groped
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2012, 03:35:50 PM »
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I was wearing my Obama 08 t-shirt with my sweat pants during my workout this morning. It's a nice one, navy blue with stitched letters and the Obama symbol.


She left out the most important description of all:  Does it have a turtleneck to hide her adam's apple?
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Re: Calpig gets verbaly groped
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2012, 03:41:28 PM »
The CalPig's lying; she's a primitive after all.

I recall more of the CalPig's poetry than anything else about her comments on Skins's island, but I've no doubt she's expressed hostility towards speech she doesn't agree with, suggesting it be banned.

She's a primitive after all.
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Re: Calpig gets verbaly groped
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2012, 04:03:54 PM »
Hopefully this won't inspire another comparison to Vogon poetry . . . again, with the Vogon poetry being superior. ::) :tongue:
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Re: Calpig gets verbaly groped
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2012, 04:08:06 PM »
Closest thing to sex she's had in years.
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Re: Calpig gets verbaly groped
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2012, 04:38:12 PM »
Whew, for a moment I though someone had brought over some of her "poetry". :panic:
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Re: Calpig gets verbaly groped
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2012, 04:38:46 PM »


She left out the most important description of all:  Does it have a turtleneck to hide her adam's apple?

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Re: Calpig gets verbaly groped
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2012, 04:45:09 PM »
Hopefully this won't inspire another comparison to Vogon poetry . . . again, with the Vogon poetry being superior. ::) :tongue:

Why, yes, yes it is.

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Re: Calpig gets verbaly groped
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2012, 05:36:43 PM »
Groping that would be akin to squeezing a bag of luke-warm oatmeal. No thanks.
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Re: Calpig gets verbaly groped
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2012, 06:13:13 PM »
Look calpig, it's inappropriate because it's 2012 and you should be wearing your new t-shirt, not some smelly thing you've had for 4 years now.  Holy crap, man!  Buy some new clothes.

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