DUmpmonkies campaign add

[Skul]

This could be fun. 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021576139

Thu Oct 18, 2012, 05:42 PM
 AzDar (8,430 posts)

Sooo Much Ammo...If You Could Create The Next Obama/Biden Campaign Ad, What Would You Highlight?
I would like them to point out how many former Bush/Cheney Criminals How many were convicted of any crime, DUmbass? are serving as Romney "advisors"...so many, in fact, that a Romney Administration would be Bush/Cheney Redux. I think this would be truly repellent to the American Electorate. What would YOU like them to highlight/expose? 1

All blanks, just like your mental capabilities.

Response to Fresh_Start (Reply #1)
Thu Oct 18, 2012, 06:39 PM
 LiberalEsto (14,464 posts)
8. "What is Mitt Romney Hiding?" An ad script

(Suggested script for ad)

"Unlike his late father, Senator George Romney, Mitt Romney refuses to let voters see his tax returns for the past 5 years. Where's Bambams?

What is Romney hiding? nothing

When he finished his term as governor of Massachusetts, Romney ordered many files destroyed and bought hard copies of all his records so nobody else could see them. What's in those files that Romney doesn't want voters to find out? Standard proceedure

What is Mr. Romney hiding? nothing

Mitt Romney has moved a large amount of money into secret bank accounts in the Cayman Islands and Switzerland. If they're "secret", how do you know?

Why doesn't Mitt Romney want American voters to know how much money he has? Nobodies business but his.

What is Mitt Romney hiding? nothing

American voters deserve to know the truth about someone running for president. Bamam, not so much, right?

Why won't Mitt Romney show his tax records and his records as governor? Why is Mitt Romney hiding his wealth in secret accounts in foreign countries?

What is Mr. Romney hiding from America's voters? nothing

Come clean, Mr. Romney, and tell us the truth about yourself, so we can decide for ourselves whether you're fit to run this country. Your "truth" is a lie.

We do need at least funnyboy. Here he/she/it, is...

Response to AzDar (Original post)
Thu Oct 18, 2012, 06:48 PM
 porphyrian (18,033 posts)
9. "I'm President Obama, and I approve of this message..."

Fade to pan of maternity ward, rows of babies in cribs.

Narrator: Did you know that one in fifteen American babies will be eaten by Mitt Romney this year alone?

Freeze pan, heavy slamming sound, image goes red, babies cry in background, fade to black.

Narrator: Did you know that Mitt Romney also worships the devil...?

Cut to scary devil picture, evil laughter.

Narrator: ...and he's had the nerve to write all of it off as a huge tax deduction every year since 2000.

Fade to picture of unhappy, starving homeless children.

Narrator: If he's not a devil-worshipping cannibal, then what does he have to hide? Re-elect President Obama.

This one is fun. Easy answers to all the questions.

Response to AzDar (Original post)
Thu Oct 18, 2012, 08:18 PM
LeftInTX (66 posts)
12. His record as Governor of Mass

5 Facts About the Massachusetts Economy Under Mitt Romney

1) Ranked 47th in job growth: because of unions.

2) Suffered the second-largest labor force decline in the nation Because of unions.

3) Lost 14 percent of its manufacturing jobs: Because of unions.

4) Experienced “below average” economic growth and was “often near the bottom”: “ Because of unions.

5) Piled on more debt than any other state Because of Because of unions and people voting in their own wefare raises.

Snipped from[link:http://www.alternet.org/print/newsandviews/article/938152/5_facts_about_the_massachusetts_economy_under_mitt_romney|

Hmmmm, seems to be a trend.

Might get better as time goes by.

[jukin]

Mine is easy.

Starts out with black and white photos of closed factories and shuttered storefronts. In big letters the loss in the workforce under BH0.

Next, B&W photos of Gas stations prices 2009 then 2012. In big letters doubling of gas prices.

Then, B&W photos of food prices 2009 then 2012. In big letters the various price increases of 80-135%.

Finally, B&W photos of Obama living it up with Hollywood Illiteratti, golf, and lavish parties with each one in big letters that middle America lost 1/3 their net worth, lost $5 grand in income, health insurance up $2500.

Then the bad B&W picture of 0bama with the big letters of "Can YOU afford four more years of Obama?"

There are at least five hard hitting ads using more economic hurt on the middle class American. You could tailor them to failure in the black and Hispanic community. Do the same for women. It's too easy.

[Skul]

Mine is easy.

Starts out with black and white photos of closed factories and shuttered storefronts. In big letters the loss in the workforce under BH0.

Next, B&W photos of Gas stations prices 2009 then 2012. In big letters doubling of gas prices.

Then, B&W photos of food prices 2009 then 2012. In big letters the various price increases of 80-135%.

Finally, B&W photos of Obama living it up with Hollywood Illiteratti, golf, and lavish parties with each one in big letters that middle America lost 1/3 their net worth, lost $5 grand in income, health insurance up $2500.

Then the bad B&W picture of 0bama with the big letters of "Can YOU afford four more years of Obama?"

There are at least five hard hitting ads using more economic hurt on the middle class American. You could tailor them to failure in the black and Hispanic community. Do the same for women. It's too easy.