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How are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?

Three, not one, options can be marked.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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How are the primitives going to spin tonight's debate after it's over?

Three, not one, options can be marked.

Regardless of outcome, we're gonna hear:

He parked it!

Grand Slam!

Joey is sooooooo sexy!  Whaaaa.....?

blah, blah, blah.....

They can't help themselves.  Self-criticism is sooooo judgmental.


Oh, almost forgot:  Ryan lied!!!!eleventy!!!111!!1!!!
              

Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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Regardless of outcome, we're gonna hear:

He parked it!

Grand Slam!

Joey is sooooooo sexy!  Whaaaa.....?

blah, blah, blah.....

They can't help themselves.  Self-criticism is sooooo judgmental.

Oh, almost forgot:  Ryan lied!!!!eleventy!!!111!!1!!!

It still pisses me off to no end, the way the news media pilloried Dan Quayle and adores Joe Bidet.

It really pisses me off.

Dan Quayle is at least ten times brighter than this loser.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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It still pisses me off to no end, the way the news media pilloried Dan Quayle and adores Joe Bidet.

It really pisses me off.

Dan Quayle is at least ten times brighter than this loser.

I wasn't all that political during that time, but that made me sit up and take notice.  Absolutely ridiculous.  I do remember Slow Joe running for Pres in '88, though.  Yikes!  Quite the gaffe machine back then, too.   He got zapped quick.  They called it a "Shadow of Mistakes" and that it unfairly killed his bid......

Oh, puhleeeze........

Honestly, I was surprised he was still around when Telewoobie Mcmulligan made him his VP.  Then again, it was in the stars.    :puke:
              

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I said the first three options.  If they tell a lie enough times, they're hoping that it becomes the truth.
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Bump, because the debate's coming up in three hours, after which this poll goes into oblivion.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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I believe they are going to report it as a level of defeat equal to and/or greater than the defeat Obama was handed by Romney - so, crushing.

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I'm still shocked they even see Bite-Me as presidential material even VP.
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Biden crushes Lyin' Ryan!!!

That jeenyus Bidet done did outsmarted that liar, liar...hope his lying pants catch on fire and takes Rmoney/Robme/<insert juvenile liberal name attack here> with him!!

They are toast!!!!!11eleventyeleven!!!1!!!!!

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SloJoe can do no wrong hence he won hands down befrore the starting gun was even fired.  

He could stagger on stage drunk as he was at The Villages and the DUmmies would still have a collective panty wetting event.

Hard core DUmp hags get off on him like a teenage boy on porn.   :pokingpoop:
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Does Slow Joe have cheap dentures, or did he have all his teeth filed down?

Check them out - every tooth is identical to the others.

HIs mouth looks like a box of chiclets.

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1. Biden defeated Ryan hands down-debate won't be over yet even

2. Eh...DUmmies are unsure. They don't want to say what happened. (Later into the night)

3. Finally, they will say Ryan won, BUT JUST BARELY!! It wasn't a trouncing at all. (It will be.)

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I said the first three options.  If they tell a lie enough times, they're hoping that it becomes the truth.


Especially when those lies are told within a echo chamber.
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It won't matter at all! DUmmies have to have Biden win or else it will bust their bubble! They think they're the smartest morons on the planet!
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3. Finally, they will say Ryan won, BUT JUST BARELY!! It wasn't a trouncing at all. (It will be.)


That's why I said regardless of outcome.  The (D)Ullard psyche cannot take another hit like last time.  They'll be even more  delusional unless Gramps comes up with a "Lloyd Bentsen" moment,  in which case they will be transported to Unicorn Nirvana.  If I had to bet, Joey is wetting his depends just thinking about such an opportunity.   Sorry.  Ryan is far too smart.  The wildcard is the moderator.

Any loss by Bidet will be...."just barely"
              

Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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I'm still shocked they even see Bite-Me as presidential material even VP.
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They're (D)Ullards.   Ridiculous, is a state of existence.
« Last Edit: October 11, 2012, 08:25:20 PM by 98ZJUSMC »
              

Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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Does Slow Joe have cheap dentures, or did he have all his teeth filed down?

Check them out - every tooth is identical to the others.

HIs mouth looks like a box of chiclets.
They're called a full upper plate denture, AKA false teeth!
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They're called a full upper plate denture, AKA false teeth!

Sort of reminds you of something, doesn't it?  (Go to the 1:00 mark.)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_zlAnZ-gXY[/youtube]
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