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franksolich to be occupied by primitives on Thursday
« on: October 07, 2012, 09:15:34 PM »
franksolich to be occupied by primitives on Thursday.  “Well, boss, you did it again,” the caretaker announced as he came over late Sunday morning after I’d returned from church and breakfast with the femme.

“You know, boss, if you don’t get something, there’s no embarrassment in asking that it be repeated to you, so you’d get it.

“The problem is, when you don’t get something, you’re too vain to ask for it to be said again, and just fill in the blanks with what you guess was said.  And usually you guess wrong.”

I looked at him, wondering what that was all about.

“You were in the big city, boss, on Thursday, and went to the tree-service place, to have someone come out here to replace the light-bulb in the yard-light.”

Uh huh; right.  There’s a yard-light out here in the middle of nowhere, set up near the pump-house, that’s pretty tall and takes a special lamp.  It’s meant to be visible from the highway two miles north of here, and I myself find it a handy guide when returning home in the middle of the night, or during a raging blizzard.

I have it down pat; when I reach a certain angle to it, even if I can’t see the road, I know exactly where to turn off the highway, and two miles more, and presto! I’m home. 

The caretaker, knowing I was going to the big city anyway, had asked me to drop by the tree-service place, to make arrangements for someone to come out and change the lamp for winter; it’d burned out about three weeks ago, and getting it changed in a raging snowstorm can be troublesome.

“So…..what’d I do wrong?” I asked.

“You dealt with a guy who didn’t know who you are, and he asked what’d be needed to change the lamp.

“You told him the pole is ‘about thirty feet high,’ and so he thought someone with an extension ladder could come out and change it.  He called one of their guys in town here, who knows how tall that pole is, and knows an extension ladder won’t do it; they need that crane that reaches w-a-a-a-a-a-y up in the air.

“I told you how tall that pole is, boss; it’s eighty-four feet high.

“You got the ‘feet,’ but you didn’t get the number, and so…..as usual…..guessed…..and as usual…..guessed wrong.”

In my own defense, I said, “Well, when he asked me how tall, I thought, and it seemed to me it was about as tall as the hotel in the Sandhills town where I grew up--the Arrow Hotel, a two-story building, the tallest building in town.  It seemed about as tall as what I remember the Arrow Hotel; one had to stretch the neck and lean backwards to see where the roof ended and the sky began.”

to be continued
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Re: franksolich to be occupied by primitives on Thursday
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2012, 12:26:55 PM »
84 feet!!!!???? Somebody's lyin' to ya coach! That's the height of at least a 7 story building! Most litehouses ain't that damn tall!

If it were that damn tall, it would have to have stabilizers on all 4 corners! I installed a grain turntable once that was 70 feet. It looked down on the damn town of Enid OK! Wasn't a single lite even close!
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Re: franksolich to be occupied by primitives on Thursday
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2012, 12:30:35 PM »
I dunno, do you think any of them would have the balls to climb that high?

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Re: franksolich to be occupied by primitives on Thursday
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2012, 12:32:52 PM »
I dunno, do you think any of them would have the balls to climb that high?

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Re: franksolich to be occupied by primitives on Thursday
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2012, 03:16:55 PM »
84 feet!!!!???? Somebody's lyin' to ya coach! That's the height of at least a 7 story building! Most litehouses ain't that damn tall!

If it were that damn tall, it would have to have stabilizers on all 4 corners! I installed a grain turntable once that was 70 feet. It looked down on the damn town of Enid OK! Wasn't a single lite even close!

Actually, until it was blown down during the Dust Bowl of the 1930s, there had been a windmill near this lamp pole that had been taller than that.  (And yeah, the pole has props.)  You forget, sir; this is the Great Plains; we build men and other things tall.

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When I first came out here in the autumn of 2005, after the caretaker (a shoe-string relative of the owners) put things into shape, the ancient elderly gentleman came out here once in a while to mow the grass, until he had that first micro-stroke; it was from him I learned, for example, the true composition of the William Rivers Pitt.

It was also from him that I got one of the most-gripping, most-realistic, narratives of the Dust Bowl of the 1930s, when he described a dust-storm from the summer of 1934, which he said was “only” an “average” storm of the time.

As his step-father, step-brother, step-sister, and he stood at the slightly-opened door to the cellar, they watched, handkerchiefs covering their noses and mouths, as utter darkness descended at noon, the black dirt pressing down from thousands of feet up in the skies, the winds whipping and churning it.

There was a windmill, somewhat higher than a hundred feet, that stood where the pump-house now sits; it was then one of the most prominent landmarks in the whole county, visible for miles.  It’d been built to withstand anything, and thus far, had.

This time, the wind and the dirt snapped a very long (and expensive) metal rod that regulated the blades (i.e., either made the blades spin, or not spin).  The wind caused the blades to wildly spin, and the combination of the wind and the swirling soil generated electricity that sparked the blades, making it seem as if a twenty-foot-diameter sizzling Roman candle.

In the utter blackness, brighter than the sun.

Abruptly, there were a whole lot of crashing-and-grinding sounds that could be heard through all the other noise, and the blades, still intact, came down onto the ground, still spinning and sparkling.  And then the tower itself went down with a thunderous crash that shattered the ear-drums.

It seemed the end of the world.

In the cellar, far away from the door, the ancient elderly gentleman—then a 7-year-old lad, remember—saw his step-mother huddling in a corner, crying and holding a wet rag over the nose and mouth of the year-old infant step-brother, to keep him from suffocating in the fine dust.  (The infant survived, but then died in 1938 from pneumonia.)

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Note: when I wrote this, I don't think I meant "Roman candle," but the vocabulary defies me; the old gentleman was referring to the sort of firework that's coiled on a circle, and when the end of the coil's lit, the thing sparks and spins.

The people who settled here in 1875 were big dreamers, big builders, and they built thusly.
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Re: franksolich to be occupied by primitives on Thursday
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2012, 04:39:28 PM »
Well, time to get back to this to tell the rest of the story, or rather, the non-story.

On Sunday, I'd been asked if I'd kindly let a couple of primitives and their cohorts spend a couple of nights here in the annex, where there's four hardly-ever-used bedrooms.  The property caretaker offered to install a lock and one of those chain things on the door leading from the annex to the kitchen, even.

A 51-year-old guy in town died late Saturday night.  He and his wife had five kids, ranging in age from 11 to 30.

Despite their being good parents, two of the children ended up worthless bums, showing again that being a parent is a risky game of chance.

One of them was actually an "occupier" over in Des Moines, Iowa; the other's been to Wayne State College, the University of Nebraska, Metro Tech in Omaha, and beauty school in Omaha.....for about a semester each.  Both of them ended up costing their late father a great deal of money; tuition, drug money, bail fees, civil penalties, beer and travel expenses.

They were going to come to their father's funeral, and relatives and friends of the grieving widow didn't want them around to trouble her, as they've been nothing but problems, and this is a bad time for her to deal with problems.

Since I've dealt with all sorts of people and have the means, I was asked if I could house them, so as to keep them and their friends out of the hair of the rest of the family.  After all, it's not something in which I lack experience. 

Apparently on Monday, they insisted that mom send them beer and travel money so they could get to the funeral.

The grieving widow was upset, but had enough resolution to say "no;" this was their father, and in theory at least they were supposed to bust their asses to get to his funeral, just as expected of anyone with filial respect.

So they never came at all.

They aren't aware yet that their father two or three years ago, after computing how much money he'd spent on them as compared with the other three children, cut them out of his will.

Too bad for those primitives, but we all make our own beds.

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As for the light pole, I inquired of the property caretaker.

He said it was erected during the mid-1960s, when he was in Vietnam, so he doesn't know the exact details, other than that its base goes down into a deep well, lots of concrete.  It's part wood, part metal.  It looks like a radio tower, excepting the last ten or so feet.

It was put up when the old lady (the stepmother in the windmill story above) was still around.  She was pretty old, and her descendants wanted her living in town, but she wouldn't.  She insisted on staying out here in splendid isolation, which she did, until about a year, two years, before she died at the age of 102 years in 1988.

It's a beacon more so than a yard-light, although it does illuminate part of the front yard pretty well.

This is the edge of the sparsely-populated Sandhills, hardly any people around, and far removed from any major metropolitan area that lights up the night as if day.  Nights in the Sandhills are ink-black.  Totally black.  I suppose those in urban areas can see hundreds, maybe a few thousands, of stars (I never paid attention myself, when living in congested areas), but all the artificial lighting even at night obsures one's view.  There's actually millions upon millions of stars out there, and in the Sandhills one can pretty much see them all. 

The house, and the light, are two miles south of the highway, and the turn-off to here is rather indistinct; in fact, the average traveler wouldn't even notice the turn-off.  It's visible from the highway, with a slight red tinge so it won't be confused with astronomical phenomenons.

There was always concern for the frail old lady, living out here in the middle of nowhere--although there shouldn't have been, because she'd dealt with mean characters all her life, she was adept with firearms, both shot-gun and hand-gun, there were dogs both inside and outside the house, and she had a telephone (in fact, four of them).

So in all respects other than her old age, she was safer than franksolich, actually.

The light can be seen even during the worst of storms, the wind and snow howling.

The seven years I've been here, I've kept the light shut off during pleasant weather those times I didn't want company.  If an emergency, people I know could get here anyway.  But in good weather, strangers wouldn't even know this place exists.

However, in fulfillment of my moral and societal obligations to humanity, since I'm the only one around, during times of bad weather, I keep it lit, in case a traveler needs help.  Or if I'm going to be gone, not returning until the middle of the night or something, it tells me from the highway where to turn off.

I cannot exaggerate how dark it gets out here.  There are no landmarks.  Being a native of the Sandhills, I myself can discern a horizon, differentiating between utter black and dark dark purple, but that's about it; most people can't, which might or might not be a reason soft effetes aren't comfortable traveling through.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."