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DUmmy in nearby cubicle at work is snoring - oh, what to do.
« on: October 02, 2012, 07:22:49 AM »
Here is a DUmmy talking about a DUmmy at work asleep (not working), but doesn't recognize the similarity of posting on DU rather than working.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=forum&id=1018
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Snoring from 2 cubicles over..

should I go wake them up?
Even DUDArkangel, who has as many GBCWs as gNads, is back - again - and posting  - again - after the most recent flounce and multiple deletions of a few days ago
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8. Dammit i didnt see this thread

Yah wake em up! They might lose their job if they get caught.

I almost fell asleep myself. I started pinching my skin, so far it works. I'm so freaking tired   
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Re: DUmmy in nearby cubicle at work is snoring - oh, what to do.
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2012, 09:22:20 AM »
Be sure to take video of them first, so when they indignantly claim they weren't sleeping and angrily complain to the manager about your unjust allegations, you have the proof to back up your side of it.

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Re: DUmmy in nearby cubicle at work is snoring - oh, what to do.
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2012, 02:16:03 PM »
Both Dummies are at work ( :o ) and are commenting about someone who is sleeping on the job. All 3 must belong to a union.
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Re: DUmmy in nearby cubicle at work is snoring - oh, what to do.
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2012, 02:43:23 PM »
Luuuurve me some productivity  ::)
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Re: DUmmy in nearby cubicle at work is snoring - oh, what to do.
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2012, 04:35:50 PM »
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Snoring from 2 cubicles over..

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Yah wake em up! They might lose their job if they get caught.

I almost fell asleep myself. I started pinching my skin, so far it works.

DUmpmonkeys make great employees.

They're go-getters.

First on the job and last to go home.

Great attitudes.

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Re: DUmmy in nearby cubicle at work is snoring - oh, what to do.
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2012, 05:46:11 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 02, 2012, 04:35:50 PM
DUmpmonkeys make great employees.

They're go-getters.

First on the job and last to go home.

Great attitudes.



Come in late, go home early and take a long lunch. Just watching that the payroll doesn't get to high.
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Re: DUmmy in nearby cubicle at work is snoring - oh, what to do.
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2012, 11:55:47 PM »
Quote from: Gina on October 02, 2012, 02:43:23 PM
Luuuurve me some productivity  ::)
Here's another one, a separate thread.  How in the world can these DUmmies ever complain about a "living wage" when they spend so much time on the internet on the employer's dime?
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Tips for staying awake?
I'm at work and out of coffee 
Hey DUDArkangel!  Did you not say one time you are a security guard?  Well, turn off the computer, get up, and walk around.  Guard something.
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Re: DUmmy in nearby cubicle at work is snoring - oh, what to do.
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2012, 07:24:10 AM »
I have 3 kids. I go to bed every night from 8-9pm and wake up at 3am.  I sometimes need a nap at work and I take it on my lunch break.  I have never wanted to fall asleep at work, that could lead to firing.  I can't believe it when I see people asleep when they are supposed to be working.
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Re: DUmmy in nearby cubicle at work is snoring - oh, what to do.
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2012, 07:54:11 AM »
Quote from: dane on October 02, 2012, 11:55:47 PM
Here's another one, a separate thread.  How in the world can these DUmmies ever complain about a "living wage" when they spend so much time on the internet on the employer's dime?Hey DUDArkangel!  Did you not say one time you are a security guard?  Well, turn off the computer, get up, and walk around.  Guard something.

If he finds what he is guarding has any resale value, he'll steal it.

It's better to let him sleep on the job.
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Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.
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