That was the sparkling old dude, in one of the wealthiest counties in the country, in Maryland.
He was panic-stricken because his trophy wife was whining about being out of electricity, and desperate for anything to shut her up.
The sparkling old dude tends to get nervous when his trophy wife's upset, as he's afraid she'll leave him.
As the sparkling old dude was in the Navy 1965-1967, I assume he knows how to use a firearm, but there's probably not much wildlife in affluent suburban Maryland.
You would be surprised at just how much wild life has moved into our city's. Occasionally we have a moose wander in to the area, there are bears, deer and raccoons, fox, you name it wandering about looking for food or love. Even a few Fisher Cats that cause 911 calls for a woman screaming in the woods.
Rutting season is all ways dangerous when the big game come to the towns, Female Moose have this aversion to mating and will run from a bull into open garages, and in a few cases right into stores with the automatic door openers. Bulls ain't that smart, they see their reflection in a car or truck window and hump the heck out of the vehicle.
Sick bears are a problem from time to time, as are other rabid critters. Now I am talking about in populated areas, don't matter if one lives in State Housing or on the edge of a Golf Course , hungry critters head for where the food is.
Children and adults need to know what to do and not do when facing wild life. One does not expect to see these critters down town but I have learned to expect to see deer in the road early morning and in the most unlikely places.