He is successful and funny as all get out. That would be enough for me.
I was reading Cosmo to see what women look for in a mate.
The survey said, "A steady job."
I figured,
I got a steady job.
They said, "A sense of humor."
I'm like,
Hey! I got a sense of humor.
They said, "Good looking."
I thought,
Hey! I got a sense of humor.