primitive wants to get rid of a visiting skunk

[vesta111]

It might also help to wave your arms around like a loon, and bark like a dog. 

 

I got up early to go to work one day and noticed a skunk in the middle of the street running in circles and bumping into the curb.

Rabies I assumed, so I called the local police to report a rabid skunk in the vicinity of the children's school bus stop.   The kids were due to leave the house in 20+ minutes so I waited for someone to remove the critter.   No one came, I was late to work and the kids missed the bus.    So I called again and waited another 30 minutes and finally sneak the kids out the back door and into the car to drive them to school, then I drove to work.

That night returning home neighbors told me the police never showed up, 2 teenagers had grabbed a blanket and captured the Skunk and found it had its head stuck in a Youget container and could not see where it was going.     Poor skunk was so discombobulated it ran off when the container was removed and forgot to spray anything.

Cheers to the brave 13 year old and a big fat juicy raspberry to our brave police department.

[Karin]

I'm going to post a strange piece of trivia about my personal life. 

My husband is a skunk whisperer, has been his whole life.  Vesta, he would have gotten the yogurt container off, and the critter would probably have followed him home. 

 

[vesta111]

I'm going to post a strange piece of trivia about my personal life. 

My husband is a skunk whisperer, has been his whole life.  Vesta, he would have gotten the yogurt container off, and the critter would probably have followed him home. 

 

Sounds like my sons wife's ex-husband.   Amazing man, he can call in hunting owls,  the big suckers at night. He needs no man made turkey callers he can do the call as with the owls with his voice.    Duck hunting, while his buddies sit and blow on wood duck calls and the ducks keep a flying  he can with his voice draw them in to the decoys. 

Honey I dated a man like your Skunk Whisperer, only problems was the Skunks that followed him home walked on two feet, under age and on drugs.  And yes they did have an odor that ran my dogs out in fear.----With me running right behind the dogs.   

Lucky you to have your man followed home by 4 footed critters, I can handle those with 4 feet but I can not handle a Snake Whisperer, even as one Grandfather had a pet garden snake that lived under the porch steps and he would bang on the steps to set up vibrations and the little fella would come out and he fed them big juicy worms. 

Karin, is your husband by any chance French ???     

[diesel driver]

I take care of skunks the same way I take care of groundhogs.

.22 rifle w/scope.

[J P Sousa]

  We do feed the birds, outside cats, a dog and other farm animals. 

I bet it's the same DUmmie that lives next door to me. The idiot always leaves food all around the place. I saw a cat and skunk eating out of the same dish. 


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[obumazombie]

Durka Durka Durka!!!

He took my job !